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Skeeter Valentine
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Bisexual nonsense
Rooting for the QB with 4 Black grandparents
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Joseline Hernandez really did her big one at that football game
December 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
If there’s one things SZA gonna do it’s lie to her fans
Y’all really roasting SZA RN
December 20, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Wish our office Christmas party was at Bella Noches
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Giselle saddle up the 16 Carriages and ride off!
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 AM
If Beyoncé don’t leave that man really gotta put in our BeyHive resignation letters
December 9, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Let’s be real for a second, Apple Jacks gave black Air Force energy. Look at the MFs on the box, definitely off the bath salts.
The only cereal that fought back & tasted like cinnamon flavored rocks but when you got to that lightly pink color milk after it made the battle worth it
December 5, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Kendrick been teaching a master class on hating. Take notes, hate harder, get geopolitical.
Kendrick is doing a stadium tour with SZA. Will be in Toronto in June 12th on fathers. In drake’s back yard 😂😂😂😂
December 3, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Very tune with the universe aesthetic. Love, light, & crystals cause that LA show gonna look like those Vice documentaries when they send white boys to the hood
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
December 1, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Y’all Christmas tree up yet 👀
December 1, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Started The Penguin & Batman just let Riddler blow Gotham to glory like that? It’s 2022 in the show, they could have @ Bruce in so many different ways
November 30, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The days after thanksgiving & Christmas don’t really exist. It’s legitimately just vibes until you have to back to work
November 30, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Trying to find the desert raves in 2004 by putting in the longitude & latitude in Map Quest like a teenage Amerigo Vespucci

Getting to the destination was half the fun
November 30, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Didn’t flinch when my grandma put the hot comb to my sideburns that were LOADED with Blue Magic
November 30, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I got Indian in my family so….
Ain’t no Black person too good for chitterlings.
November 28, 2024 at 8:57 PM
After running through the airport to make my connection that started boarding when the first flight landed #thankful

Happy Thanksgiving #blacksky kin
a runner with the name richardson on their jersey
ALT: a runner with the name richardson on their jersey
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November 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
When I see the exact same tweets and skeets but from different accounts
November 26, 2024 at 8:36 PM
My in-person tease will always be her
November 26, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Glinda being the biggest pick me on campus & getting her man took in her sleep is why it’s called Wicked
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Just left #Wicked and madam morrible gotta be the first pack Elphaba smoke on in part 2!
Idc if the musical differs from the novel. Morrible gotta go!
a man in a suit and tie is saying " yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell "
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Mind you, this is the therapist.
November 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Whatever decade looks like the Fifth Element. I wanna go into the future where the food trucks fly up to the house & they knock you TF out immediately before take off on the vacation trip.
Asking black folk “if you could live in any decade what would it be?” is really a loaded question, cause let’s face it. That aside, which one and why? #blacksky
November 24, 2024 at 5:51 PM
SZA & Kendrick when they left the studio
November 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM
The Midnight Society was squad goals. A bunch of latch key kids telling spooky stories around a fire, had to come with your best heat every week to stay, no cell phones, & immaculate sense of direction under moonlight.
Real niggas had nightmares after watching this..
#blackskyover30
November 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM