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They'd have to make a much smaller version of the Washington Monument tho....
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They'd have to make a much smaller version of the Washington Monument tho....
Based on what?! Hope?!
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Based on what?! Hope?!
I guess it can't get any better than this
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I guess it can't get any better than this
The restraining order specifically states that he is not allowed to get any closer than the brim of the hat.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The restraining order specifically states that he is not allowed to get any closer than the brim of the hat.
This guy has no clue that the world exists outside of 10 feet in front of his face
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This guy has no clue that the world exists outside of 10 feet in front of his face
I'm with the United States of America
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm with the United States of America
Technically she isn't wrong...
a car is driving down a desert road with a surfboard on the roof
ALT: a car is driving down a desert road with a surfboard on the roof
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November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Technically she isn't wrong...
"These new Beats by Dre earbuds are amazing! Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed!"
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"These new Beats by Dre earbuds are amazing! Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed!"
Translation: the FBI has finished scrubbing my name from the Epstein files so this is your green light signal.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Translation: the FBI has finished scrubbing my name from the Epstein files so this is your green light signal.
If he wasn't a failure, he wouldn't have bankrupted all those casinos
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If he wasn't a failure, he wouldn't have bankrupted all those casinos
He was missed deeply
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
He was missed deeply
Where do I sign up?!
October 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Where do I sign up?!
"Congratulations on your award! Can I have it?"
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Congratulations on your award! Can I have it?"
Just look at this genius of a man bringing the country together!
October 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just look at this genius of a man bringing the country together!
Well we know spelling wasn't included in the test
October 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well we know spelling wasn't included in the test
He doesn't even need a teleprompter!
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He doesn't even need a teleprompter!
The guys that have zero power are the threats! JFC who believes this stuff?!
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The guys that have zero power are the threats! JFC who believes this stuff?!
Somehow they managed to capture his face mid-poop.
October 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Somehow they managed to capture his face mid-poop.
Let's bomb someone because we had to walk up a staircase!
September 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Let's bomb someone because we had to walk up a staircase!
I wonder if he's still "praying for everyone hurt in this attack and their families"....? 🤔
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I wonder if he's still "praying for everyone hurt in this attack and their families"....? 🤔
How about the person who set the thermostat 1 degree too high? Fire them too?
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How about the person who set the thermostat 1 degree too high? Fire them too?
With the bonus of stirring up all the shit particles into the air
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
With the bonus of stirring up all the shit particles into the air