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Mushroom Makers
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Designing and manufacturing grow kits in NJ's Pine Barrens.

Want to grow mushrooms for food, supplements or well being? Come on by!

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💧Water Efficiency 💧

🍄 Mushroom Mycelium: 1/4 gallon of water makes one pound of MM.

🥩 Beef: 1,800 gallons makes one pound of beef.

Fill the largest swimming pool with beef, or fill Lake Erie with mushroom mycelium.

Which would you bring to a party of 8 billion people?

#MushroomMycelium
April 13, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Ever feel like something's growing on you? Well, this frog is ahead of you! 🐸🍄

Spotted by nature buffs in India, this golden-backed frog sports a Bonnet Mushroom on its side. Check the link for the Journal of Reptiles & Amphibians. #MushroomGrowing #MushroomSidekick journals.ku.edu/reptilesanda...
February 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Mushrooms 🍄 vs. Human Brain 🧠 - who wins in computation? It's...MUSHROOMS in a landslide! Check out this very serious investigation using ChatGPT. Fun GAI Notes here: 👉 chat.openai.com/share/9b42bc... 🤖💡🍄 #MyceliumVsMind #GrowBrains
January 13, 2024 at 11:20 AM
🍄The Invisible Network🍄

Some mushrooms grow ("fruit") above ground to deploy spores. Other mushrooms, like truffles, fruit underground. Animals dig them up & spread their spores.

Some fungi never fruit, living underground in an invisible network.

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January 9, 2024 at 3:56 PM
In 2024, mycelium will be inside building materials, clothing, and dairy-free, plant-free or meat-free food products. Mycelerator Systems is designing faster and simpler growing systems that make BOTH mycelium & mushroom products. See us at mycelerator.com to learn more!
January 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
"Yeah, sure. we fined them and sent them back to their Mycelianation, backed out their changes and recompiled."

66 million years previously:

Dino Leader Edith Keeler watches as the asteroid enters the atmosphere of her world.
January 3, 2024 at 1:23 AM
In the cafe of the Temporal Police's cruiser *Don't Do That Again*, Inspector Peta6 drank his weeva and waved at his partner. "So these mushrooms just thought they would just create another meta branch where dinosaurs end up running the show.

His partner snorted through multiple nostrils.
January 3, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Captain [Engage. Let's see what's waiting for us at home]

The ship disappeared in the rift...

FO [...Ship has returned to our present, no significant damage]
FO [Alert! Megaship in sensor range. Unknown registry]
The hulking ship sped toward them.
December 31, 2023 at 9:11 PM
4. Captain [Initiate asteroid redirection]

The sporeship's powerful deflectors pushed the asteroid aside, narrowly missing ancient earth.

Captain [Prepare course to the rift. Open communications with Edith]
The Captain and the leader of the dinosaurs spoke briefly. Then-
December 31, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Back on the sporeship, the crew analyzes the asteroid's deadly path.

First Officer [High probability that Dino society will be eliminated]
Captain [Decision! We will change history]
December 30, 2023 at 6:32 PM
3. Science Officer [Private to Captain. Urgent! We can return to our time. In preparing we detected an asteroid that will intersect this planet shortly. Extinction event]
Captain [Edith. We need to return to our ship]
December 30, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Edith, the T-Rex leader spoke: [Outworlders. Welcome! We are friends of your kind] Captain [Edith. Greeting from the Mycelianation. Your people are fair to the eye.] Edith and the Captain shared stories of dino civilization and space travel til [Science] messaged the Captain.
December 28, 2023 at 5:29 PM
2. As the Captain and First Officer put their mycelial legs upon the surface of the planet they were met by a group of dinosaurs. They wore technic harnesses of surprising beauty. First Officer [High tech levels. No weapons. Translator on]
December 28, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Captain [FO. Confirm location.]
First Officer [Captain. In our galaxy, near system with nine planets. Life on one.]
Captain [Science. Investigate rift. Can we return to our time?]
Captain [FO. Set course for life-bearing planet. Investigate.]

The sporeship entered orbit around ancient earth.
December 27, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Captain's Log, SporeDate Unknown: Our sporeship hit an unmapped temporal rift during a routine Mycelianation mission. We passed through without harm but are now lost in time.

First Officer [Captain. Disbelief. Temporal offset 66 million years in the past.]
December 27, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Part 2. Mushrooms are becoming a cost-effective, sustainable, nutritious option for many meat and plant products! Try a mushroom alternative meal today! More here: www.greenqueen.com.hk/mycelium-mus... #mushrooms #mushroomgrowing mycelerator.com
December 27, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Part 1. Mushrooms🍄: Eco-friendly, rapid growth, nutrient-rich BUT not ready to scale yet. Meat🥩: Widely accepted BUT low sustainability, resource intensive, ethical issues. Plants🌿: Sustainable, many varieties BUT lower protein density, significant resource costs.
December 27, 2023 at 12:45 AM
... Ok, we don't KNOW that he was a sugar fanatic . We also can't confirm that he was the mycologist that first named the Starbucks Grande Green Tea Latte mushroom . #AbsurdStarbucksOrders
December 20, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Last mushrooms of the year scouted by Ruth, our senior citizen scientist . This Amber Jelly Roll mushroom has frost on it . This mushroom was first described in 1813 by L.P.F. Ditmar, a German mycologist and sugar fanatic. #Mushrooms #MushroomGrowing mycelerator.com
December 20, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Maybe mushrooms SHOULDN'T come from a store Order your grow kit now and you'll get it before Christmas!

Use HOLIDAY20 for 20% off!! #mushrooms #mushroomgrowing #growgift mycelerator.com/shop/feature...
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 AM
More Than You Need:
Paul Stamets in "Star Trek: Discovery" innovates space travel with the spore drive, using mycelial networks and tardigrades for rapid journeys across space. Tardigrades are cool!
December 4, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Here's a great picture of the Candy Cane, courtesy Tom Dempsy - here's his catalog: portfolio.photoseek.com
December 3, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Fun take on the intersection of tech and mushrooms. Mycelerator Systems is exploring how 3D printing could improve mushroom cultivation. Interested? Let's chat! #Mushrooms #3DPrinting buff.ly/4a1koZQ mycelerator.com
December 3, 2023 at 1:59 PM
The latest research on mushrooms' role in fighting cancers and viruses is compiled at mushroomreferences.com by Fungi Perfecti's Host Defense.

Check it out! #mushrooms #hostdefense #mushroomgrowing mycelerator.com
December 1, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Check out the Candy Cane Mushroom (Hygrocybe miniata)! Red / white stripes of mycelium, not sugar. Not poisonous, but don't mix with sugar plums. Rare, found in the NE US and elsewhere, lives in damp grasslands. 🍄🎅 #foraging #mushrooms mycelerator.com
GPT Pix for now - see thread for more.
November 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM