This little prick, being unwell seven days ago, has now decided that he will sit on my lap when I'm trying to play some fucking games. Literally on top of my controller/hands. I can't tell him to fuck off because, look at him...?

Twat.

#catphoto #catisadick #idiotcat

Looking like a few wee undesirables taking a carry out up to a Loch for some debauchery. I'm eating a baguette and waving in a Scotland shirt.

#hikes #longwalks #notadatingprofile

Welcome back to my boy, #NoobSaibot in #MK1

Special mention to #Ghostface

#Scream is easily my most watched movie of all time. He's fucking murder (no pun intended) to play as. Need to lab this (these) motherfuckers.

Toby sitting like an absolute roaster.

#cat #catsittinglikeahuman #paintmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls

Obligatory "I'm new to this."

"Twitter, but without the right wing gimps."

Never had Twitter, so it's no loss.

Here's my cats and my still in progress display unit with about 8% of my stuff on it: