Miss Piggy 🐽🎀
@myburnbook.bsky.social
Here for the giggles, partially unmedicated. I have a lot of thoughts & ideas - mostly intrusive ✌🏻
Tidbits about moi, I have a lot of trauma which means I make people uncomfortable.
Dark joke enthusiast.
Tidbits about moi, I have a lot of trauma which means I make people uncomfortable.
Dark joke enthusiast.
It's all fun and games until you call out men's questionable decisions or opinions, now you're negative and judgemental 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's all fun and games until you call out men's questionable decisions or opinions, now you're negative and judgemental 🙄
Who's life is blowing up rn?
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Who's life is blowing up rn?
Happy October 3rd, not a Wednesday but we still wear pink ✌🏻
October 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy October 3rd, not a Wednesday but we still wear pink ✌🏻
When y'all are having caffeine, does your pee smell like coffee too... or... just me 👀
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When y'all are having caffeine, does your pee smell like coffee too... or... just me 👀
It's Monday and that means checking in on those sugar daddies, planning your week and having fun!
September 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's Monday and that means checking in on those sugar daddies, planning your week and having fun!
Me nonchalantly going to tell my friends the confidential piece of information I received at work.
July 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me nonchalantly going to tell my friends the confidential piece of information I received at work.
Remember when Justin Bieber repeatedly said the n-word in a very long video over and over and over
June 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Remember when Justin Bieber repeatedly said the n-word in a very long video over and over and over
She is beauty. She is Grace. She is Miss Palestine ❤️🍉
June 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
She is beauty. She is Grace. She is Miss Palestine ❤️🍉
My work is trying to brainwash us by giving us free coke cans that say "family" and "team".
Like, bitch. I know who you are, I know what you do.
Like, bitch. I know who you are, I know what you do.
June 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My work is trying to brainwash us by giving us free coke cans that say "family" and "team".
Like, bitch. I know who you are, I know what you do.
Like, bitch. I know who you are, I know what you do.
Cheetos puff dipped in ice cream cake are the fries dipped in chocolate Frosty for Canadians
June 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cheetos puff dipped in ice cream cake are the fries dipped in chocolate Frosty for Canadians
Quality public bathroom art
June 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Quality public bathroom art
ITS ALMOST FRIDAY! NOBODY PANIC!
June 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ITS ALMOST FRIDAY! NOBODY PANIC!
One time I made a bunch of cute clay creations then baked them with the intention of glazing them, when I opened the oven I found out I accidentally bought plasticine.
June 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One time I made a bunch of cute clay creations then baked them with the intention of glazing them, when I opened the oven I found out I accidentally bought plasticine.
There aren't enough trinkets at the thrift store to fix me anymore
May 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There aren't enough trinkets at the thrift store to fix me anymore
Make men pay for your time 💅🏼
May 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Make men pay for your time 💅🏼
Men are trash. Even you Kermit 🫶
May 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Men are trash. Even you Kermit 🫶
The states think they're so great, they don't even have ketchup OR all dressed chips!!!
April 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The states think they're so great, they don't even have ketchup OR all dressed chips!!!
The alphabet looks like it's missing letters
April 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The alphabet looks like it's missing letters
Reposted by Miss Piggy 🐽🎀
*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*
March 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*
Bring back slapping someone in the face with a white glove and challenging them to a duel.
March 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Bring back slapping someone in the face with a white glove and challenging them to a duel.
Why do the pictures of those astronauts landing back on earth look fake tho 👀
March 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why do the pictures of those astronauts landing back on earth look fake tho 👀
She's on her way to go fix the economy 💅🏼
March 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
She's on her way to go fix the economy 💅🏼
Any frogs out there wanna spoil a Piggy ?! 😚
March 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Any frogs out there wanna spoil a Piggy ?! 😚