Begging my bathroom remodel to stop being a dick.

“please work… please work. Just stop. You’ll be so pretty. You need this. It’s like a spa day. Just hold tight.”

Bathroom remodel is an asshole.

Yelling to my shower: Your remodel will not destroy me!! No!
Under my breath: You may break me.
Slightly crying: Don’t you want to be pretty?
Me Louder: I’ve dealt with worse shit than you, let’s go.

So that’s how the remodel is going.

Stupid builder.