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Maxie_Lance
@mybfgotplayed.bsky.social
Bisexual not that it's your business.
Idk I only joined to make fun of my Bf. call me whatever the fuck pronouns IDFC. Not a brony/owl-house fan or anything like that. I also despise politics, I'm here to see shitposts not the world on fire
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August 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
July 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Internet I need help, I am a huge fan of One Piece and I want to display some statues of all the straw hats, are there ANY good Nami statues that aren't meant to be "sexy", or at a minimum less "sexy" than normal?
February 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Dnd this week went well! the party leveled up and I got a weird jade frog statue! not much to talk about this week sadly but I hope we find out what my new statue does!
February 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
No DND story today. the snow in Louisiana made us decide to take a week off hopefully I can share a new story next week Love you all and stay safe!
January 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Tonight in D&D I helped in a huge fight, tried (and failed) to convince the goblins who showed up to the scene that me and my team had nothing to do with the fight, and one shot a goblin after my attempt at deception failed
January 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Back from my dnd session! it went lovely! I helped save our paladin by asking our sorcerer to use "Silver thorns?" I think that's what it was called, to stop a wolf from mauling him unconscious, and I found some snake venom, hope my DM lets me put it on my daggers!
January 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
my first real session in DND went well! My character got hit with a crit arrow and was knocked out but just like GLaDOS I'm still alive! next week we go in a dungeon!
January 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Man I love the Ghost Rider movie.
December 30, 2024 at 1:34 AM
if time travel ever happens imma show Jefferson the Miku binder.
December 29, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.
December 25, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I always cry during Toriel's fight
December 23, 2024 at 9:41 PM
oh baby we getting that cinnamon butterscotch pie
December 23, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Well... we all knew this would happen. its time I start my yearly replaythough of the pacifist route in Undertale
December 23, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Well I'm officially part of a party in DND I'll be playing Khan, a Goblin rouge who has insane charisma.
December 20, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I'm loving the Christmas season already! I built a Lego set!
December 17, 2024 at 2:56 AM
WELL SHIT. I jokingly told myself id only Play Okami If Okami 2 became a real thing. GUESS IM BUYING OKAMI SOON
December 13, 2024 at 4:25 AM
I'm on my yearly tornado kick. couldn't sleep last night due to a mix of fascination and fear, Tornadoes are fucking scary.
December 11, 2024 at 4:53 PM
there is no traditional 3d Mario game with a super star power up. the galaxy games don't count due to it not being the super star but instead the rainbow star. I'm also not counting 3D land or 3D world since those games don't feel like they belong with the other 3D Marios(64, Odyssey, sunshine, ect)
December 11, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Got invited to join a DND campaign. I feel baller rn
December 11, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Hot take Jeff Goldblum was hotter than anyone else on Wicked, I haven't even seen the movie but I can guarantee ain't one person in that movie is finer than him.
December 9, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Happy early birthday to Batman. Its not till March 30, 2025. But I just want to say it now in case I forget to say it then
December 9, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I miss those weird yogurt balls that used to be everywhere.
December 8, 2024 at 2:16 AM
There ain't nothing on earth like taking a shower while listening to the Mario Galaxy OST. especially Starshine Beach Galaxy or Cosmic Cove Galaxy.
December 7, 2024 at 8:18 PM
i just had an absolutely incredible night with my mom tonight, i showed her Dankpods and we laughed so hard my dad thought we were crying.
December 7, 2024 at 5:47 AM