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Matt Yake
@myake.bsky.social
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Object creator/entropy manager, IATSE 487, Baltimore
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all done
a shallow wooden bowl, spalted something, 9.5"x2"
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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so exciting, opening up a log to find the pretty stuff
A finished bottom of a bowl, mounted on the lathe. Lots of pattern and spalting. Chestnut maybe?
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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cars ruin everything around me
The facade of Artist and Craftsman Supply with a big plywood patch. On the plywood is spray painted "IT WAS A CAR WE ARE ATILL OPEN 10AM - 6PM"
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
myake.bsky.social
not enough onions
John's famous Italian cold cut sub from Johns Italian Deli in Lansdowne. It's covered with sliced onions, maybe an entire onions worth
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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great day to be a cat in the window
three cats on perches in front of sunny windows. left to right is a tuxedo, a creamsicle, and a black cat
October 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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all done
same picture as the previous post but now there are stairs where the hole was
September 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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hole's closed
same picture as the original post but now there's wood filling the hole
September 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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oh no made a hole in the house
a rowhouse front porch missing its steps. There's a big hole where you can see into the basement
September 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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came across this the other day
an image of Mark Zuckerberg wearing those dumb glasses. below it reads "Mark Zuckerberg promises new smart glasses will unlock 'superintelligence'. The Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses are key to reaching that goal, EssilorLuxotica's Chief Weearables Officer Rocco Basilico said in an interview with CNN."
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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got ya covered (c4ltr0ps for entertainment purposes only)
lil anti vehicle devices
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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an old man stands in the middle of a concrete driveway. at his feet is a burned confederate flag and the words "BLACKS RULE" in black spray paint. dude did it himself because he's a racist idiot
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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A dancing jack-o'-lantern next to the text "NOT LONG!"
September 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Clipse performing at the Vatican. incredible. what a time to be alive
World meeting on human fraternity GRACE FOR THE WORLD St. Peter's Square with special performance by CLIPSE 9pm CEST, 13 Sept 2025 gracefortheworld.live doors at 6pm, concert at 9pm attend for free or stream live on Disney+, Hulu, ABC NewsLive
September 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Two skateboards. One from Carpet, the other from Vu.
September 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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shop VHS collection update
A small set of shelves overflowing with VHS tapes
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A cartoon dancing jack o lantern with the caption "NOT LONG!" on a blue background
August 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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dril tweet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
August 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Mad Max Happy Feet
August 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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my daughter is smart and went at a sensible speed. I pushed the limit and paid the price.
My arm with three big bandages. One around my hand, one around my elbow, and one around my bicep. I'm laughing
August 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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alpine slide!! this thing is sooo fun!
August 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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it says it has nudity. whaddya think, tits? dong maybe?
A VHS tape of the TV show COPS: Too Hot for TV
July 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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VHS collection at the shop is coming along nicely
A small set of shelves full of VHS casettes
July 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Frankie and Betelgeuse
Two cats laying on a red karstan rug. Both cats are on their sides facing the camera. The black cat on top, Frankie, looks directly to camera. The tuxedo cat below, Betelgeuse, squints his eyes.
July 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I'm getting pretty good at puzzles but am still making silly moves in actual games. learning feels soo goooood
A screenshot from chess.com showing my puzzle score of 4004, #1695 global rank, #1 friend rank, 99.9% percentile. The progress chart for the last seven days shows rapid improvement.
July 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM