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lor-uh-lie. they/them.
john green is the male colleen hoover but some of yall don’t wanna hear that
January 20, 2026 at 7:26 PM
running an fevebr but i havebfunkyfrogbait ! god bles
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
how it feels to be out in public pondering
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ozempic stole the o’reilly autoparts jingle. 🙁
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
can’t believe these were once dogs….
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
tall people should be barred from concerts 🙏
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
kesha waking up in “tik tok”:
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
one of these days the daily wordle is gonna be labubu and there is nothing we can do to stop it
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i want to say something funny and witty but i can’t think of anything. penis. 9/11.
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
is duolingo guilt tripping me.
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i swear to god i turned notifs OFF for duolingo this is SCARING ME!!!
October 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
canadians be like give me a centimeter and i’ll take a kilometer aye
October 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
hmmm feeling sad. maybe i should listen to shauna dean cokeland and get More Sad. this surely won’t have any adverse effects on my mental health
September 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
how it feels when one (1) person asks me a question
August 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter what makeup you use, what car you drive, or what clothes you wear. the Hat Man is coming
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
gonna be involved in a hit & run 🙏
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
sometimes when i can’t sleep i come on here, write something, and promptly forget about it
July 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
under the firm belief that karl marx predicted everything. all of it. like nostradamus if he slayed
July 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
ai art is the dumbest shit. if you need a computer to be creative then maybe your creations are not worth bringing to life
July 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
i love my room i love being a freak in my room there’s a whole space i have where i can be a freak i love my room
July 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM