Yesterday, the president of my country declared that I can't possibly exist and the whole federal government isn't allowed to acknowledge my existence.

Ooof. We're going to need a couple of these.

I'm watching reruns of Columbo and hearing Peter Falk deliver lines like "that cat could be the only witness to this crime. I want that cat," is doing wonders for my mental health.

If I weren't enrolled in autopay, I would currently be living in a house without heat or electricity. That is, if I still had a house. My house payments are on autopay, too. #ADHD