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mxowl.bsky.social
white is the color of death
@mxowl.bsky.social
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just this guy, you know? (✊🏽🏳️‍⚧️he/him)
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mxowl.bsky.social
What’s your sign?
A sign. Certain parts are covered in blue painter’s tape so the sign reads: Nice ass required in this area
May 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
🤔
The same post as above, but there is an “anti-social/trolling” tag attached.
May 10, 2024 at 5:11 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
A two panel meme featuring Elmo, the cute red muppet. Top panel: Elmo is at a table between a pile of sad-looking fruit and a big pile of cocaine-looking white powder. The fruit is labeled “volunteer for the Biden campaign”. The cocaine is labeled “yell at leftists”. Elmo is labeled “liberals”. Elmo has his hand on the fruit but is looking at the cocaine like he really wants to get in there. Bottom panel: Elmo (the liberal) has buried his face in the “yell at leftists” cocaine.
April 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
RETVRN
A bunch of white men in black bowler hats and black long sleeved shirts. The shirts are printed with the letters “G.O.O.N.” which is apparently an acronym. Who knew? They’re all holding umbrellas and standing in front of a wall adorned with Penguin propaganda posters. They’re looking forward with the expressions of men gearing up to make some trouble.
April 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
Same, bestie
A shaggy black and white-streaked goat. It has long horns, pale blue eyes with the standard square pupils and a creepy, tight little goat smile.
April 10, 2024 at 12:10 AM
mxowl.bsky.social
Happy TDOV. Here is Hand.
A hand giving a thumbs up. The hand has a medium skin tone and is located in a bathroom.
March 31, 2024 at 7:19 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
“But without a car how will I get groceries????”

Sounds like a skill issue.
A bike parked on a brick street, loaded with groceries. One side bag is filled with stuff, the other has a huge pack of toilet paper. There is an even huger pack of paper towels strapped to the top rack. There is a helmet hanging off the handle bars — bike safe everyone!
March 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
A black cat sitting on a chair. She has one graceful foreleg extended and the rest of her is in lozenge mode. Her golden eyes are half closed in hot girl ennui.
February 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
mxowl.bsky.social
Post something blue from your gallery
A blue-gray cat with a big white blaze on the front of his face, looking at the camera. He’s laying on a cream blanket on an Ikea pong chair and surrounded by blue denim pillowcases — one has been put on him like a blanket. There is a food bowl in front of him. His name is Bunny and he is old and cranky and I love him.
February 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
Me when the omnicloud is 12% thinner
Pikachu relaxing in a red and white innertube in a small pool, drinking an orange drink with a lemon slice on the edge. He looks super happy and content.
February 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
This isn’t relevant to what I’m saying. In fact, focusing in anti trans rhetoric is an attempt to counteract this dip in support.
In this sense, the backlash to election denial might be of a piece with the backlash to the Supreme Court's decision in Dobbs. In both cases, Republicans defended positions that put them at odds with most Americans' views on high-profile topics - the right to an abortion and the legitimacy of American democracy itself
February 24, 2024 at 8:47 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
Share where you’re at via meme format.
A 90s Microsoft Office clipart style image. Text is: Born to say “FUCK OFF”. Forced to say “Good catch! I will fix it in the next commit, thanks!”
February 22, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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Google guides wants to know if you can buy “turkey hams” at Rubinstein Bagels which of course you can. This is America, isn’t it? (Precise location erased from image.)
February 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
A promo photo for the 90s CGI TV show Reboot. Everything looks shiny and very 90s.
February 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
on my way to Bluesky to post something important
That famous photo of Bigfoot. A large bipedal ape-like creature in mid stride, looking toward the camera. They’re walking among rocks and dead branches and there is dense foliage in the background. The photo is washed out and blurry.
February 5, 2024 at 7:18 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
Quote this with who you would be in Star Trek
Yogurt, a character from the movie Spaceballs, played by Mel Brooks (who also co-wrote, directed, and produced the movie). A short man with long scraggly white hair, long pointed ears, a ridged forehead, and shiny gold skin. He’s wearing a green velour robe with gold piping. He is a parody of Yoda; the movie is a parody of the original Star Wars trilogy.
January 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
Kneecaps.
Torgo from Manos: Hands of Fate. A scraggly looking dude holding a staff. He’s wearing a big hat and oversized clothes and apparently has huge honkin’ kneecaps.
January 3, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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A young deer walking through a beautiful forest meadow. Text: Let people know that your life is wonderfully meaningless.
January 1, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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Fairly certain it’s in reference to this:
Screenshot of news article. Text is: South Africa files case at ICJ accusing Israel of 'genocidal acts' in Gaza Israel, which has been accused of meting out collective punishment on Palestinians, has rejected the case at the UN court
December 29, 2023 at 10:46 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
Folk hero George Santos giving a sassy buh-bye to Congress.
December 28, 2023 at 11:08 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
Sending this to my mom, who still thinks I’m a heterosexual woman.
Results from a Wife Rating Scale Test. A pink dial goes from 0 to 100 and is firmly on 0. In the middle of the dial is the text “0% Failure as a Wife” and it’s like excuse me, the seams in my nylons are never crooked.
December 28, 2023 at 7:50 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.
The Brain, the megalomaniacal mouse from the cartoon Pinky and the Brain.
December 25, 2023 at 8:31 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
Look at this man. Just look at him.
Woo boy where do I begin. You’re looking at a blue tabby cat who is laying upside down on a sofa. His head pressed flat against the seat and his butt is up on a pillow. His forelegs are folded all weird, not under him but just hunched up like he’s crouching, and one of his little banana legs is stretched directly forward. Who knows where the other one is . Oh yeah, also he’s wearing a diaper. How a cat like this exist is beyond me but exist he does.
December 21, 2023 at 7:05 PM
mxowl.bsky.social
SEARCH WEATHER IN UR CAMERA ROLL
An air quality report for Seattle as of 1pm on Sep 14, 2020. The AQI score is 273, which it calls AIRPOCALYPSE. Isn’t it cool how deadly fires and smoke just sort of happen for big swathes of the population every year now? And we’re going to do fuck all about it? Super neat.
December 21, 2023 at 1:59 AM
mxowl.bsky.social
Same tho
A legit bluesky cash message
December 21, 2023 at 12:32 AM