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· May 13
Apologies to new visitors and friends- my bio is going to say "NO KINGS" until the current regime exits.
My kingdom for a can of febreze 🤢
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My kingdom for a can of febreze 🤢
Using the rare quiet morning to play a little Sniper Elite: Resistance. Ending a lengthy mission by exploding a nazi's balls on my way out of the area.
Sublime.
Sublime.
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Using the rare quiet morning to play a little Sniper Elite: Resistance. Ending a lengthy mission by exploding a nazi's balls on my way out of the area.
Sublime.
Sublime.
I'm not particularly consistent with social media lately. :<
October 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm not particularly consistent with social media lately. :<
>:( trying to play a fun game with Ellie and she's like NO.
fuckin Mervin Helmuts, I tell ya.
fuckin Mervin Helmuts, I tell ya.
October 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
>:( trying to play a fun game with Ellie and she's like NO.
fuckin Mervin Helmuts, I tell ya.
fuckin Mervin Helmuts, I tell ya.
Y'all miss my neat factoids?
Here's one!
I fuckin hate me, so much. 😃
Here's one!
I fuckin hate me, so much. 😃
October 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Y'all miss my neat factoids?
Here's one!
I fuckin hate me, so much. 😃
Here's one!
I fuckin hate me, so much. 😃
Tipsy at an ENM meet n greet.
I both feel super vibed up and weirdly lonely.
I both feel super vibed up and weirdly lonely.
October 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tipsy at an ENM meet n greet.
I both feel super vibed up and weirdly lonely.
I both feel super vibed up and weirdly lonely.
Surprise, it's a cake slice
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Surprise, it's a cake slice
Also, if you haven't watched Haunted Hotel, consider fixing that.
a cartoon of a girl pouring water from a watering can
Alt: A boy is using a watering can to water a computer keyboard. The boy appears to be from the 18th century.
What is not immediately apparent is that the boy is the immortal host of demon king Abaddon.
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Also, if you haven't watched Haunted Hotel, consider fixing that.
My new deodorant makes me smell like pumpkin pie. 🥹
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My new deodorant makes me smell like pumpkin pie. 🥹
Had a nice quality barf at work, so now I'm at home with the doggo
September 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Had a nice quality barf at work, so now I'm at home with the doggo
am BAAAAKED as a POTATO.
trying to accuse the wifey of trying to write all the time (?)
Accuse her of playing Mervin Helmut.
Definitely meant Herman Melville.
trying to accuse the wifey of trying to write all the time (?)
Accuse her of playing Mervin Helmut.
Definitely meant Herman Melville.
September 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
am BAAAAKED as a POTATO.
trying to accuse the wifey of trying to write all the time (?)
Accuse her of playing Mervin Helmut.
Definitely meant Herman Melville.
trying to accuse the wifey of trying to write all the time (?)
Accuse her of playing Mervin Helmut.
Definitely meant Herman Melville.
Tuesday. My NEMESIS.
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Tuesday. My NEMESIS.
Pro tip.
If you don't know why someone is calling, don't immediately jump down their fucking throat.
If there is a time crunch, give a time you will call back.
Also? Maybe don't immediately get defensive. It makes you look like a shit bag.
If you don't know why someone is calling, don't immediately jump down their fucking throat.
If there is a time crunch, give a time you will call back.
Also? Maybe don't immediately get defensive. It makes you look like a shit bag.
September 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Pro tip.
If you don't know why someone is calling, don't immediately jump down their fucking throat.
If there is a time crunch, give a time you will call back.
Also? Maybe don't immediately get defensive. It makes you look like a shit bag.
If you don't know why someone is calling, don't immediately jump down their fucking throat.
If there is a time crunch, give a time you will call back.
Also? Maybe don't immediately get defensive. It makes you look like a shit bag.
Tuesdays can still kiss my ass.
September 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tuesdays can still kiss my ass.
Tuesdays can kiss my ass.
September 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tuesdays can kiss my ass.
Me: Imma finish my book...
Also Me: ...right after i catch up on these BlueSky notifications
Pebbles: 😒
Also Me: ...right after i catch up on these BlueSky notifications
Pebbles: 😒
September 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Me: Imma finish my book...
Also Me: ...right after i catch up on these BlueSky notifications
Pebbles: 😒
Also Me: ...right after i catch up on these BlueSky notifications
Pebbles: 😒
Goal: by the end of Sunday, be finally fucking done with the first draft of this fucking book. I know it's massively flawed and I can see what needs to be fixed and I just want to get on with it.
September 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Goal: by the end of Sunday, be finally fucking done with the first draft of this fucking book. I know it's massively flawed and I can see what needs to be fixed and I just want to get on with it.
My dog, notorious hater of rain, flippantly people watching instead of pooping, even as we listen to thunder growing less and less distant.
September 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My dog, notorious hater of rain, flippantly people watching instead of pooping, even as we listen to thunder growing less and less distant.
An hour of absolutely unnecessary fiddling about later, I was able to turn my usual handle and pen name into an ambigram. If ever I end up in the position of needing to sign a book, this'll be how.
September 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
An hour of absolutely unnecessary fiddling about later, I was able to turn my usual handle and pen name into an ambigram. If ever I end up in the position of needing to sign a book, this'll be how.
The controversial take is that female characters are more interesting when they have major flaws.
Which is also true of literally any other character outside the most background of players.
Weird, it's almost as if he's become a very skilled writer over years of doing it professionally.
Which is also true of literally any other character outside the most background of players.
Weird, it's almost as if he's become a very skilled writer over years of doing it professionally.
Superman Director James Gunn’s Controversial Statement About Women Is Completely Correct
James Gunn has never been afraid to express his opinion. As the new architect of the DCU, he doesn’t ruffle nearly as many feathers as he once did, but he recently made a controversial statement on P...
www.yahoo.com
September 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The controversial take is that female characters are more interesting when they have major flaws.
Which is also true of literally any other character outside the most background of players.
Weird, it's almost as if he's become a very skilled writer over years of doing it professionally.
Which is also true of literally any other character outside the most background of players.
Weird, it's almost as if he's become a very skilled writer over years of doing it professionally.
Bed is just short for Bedmond.
August 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Bed is just short for Bedmond.
The dentist: I don't understand why my appointments are getting staggered on the 40.
The assistant: it boosts production.
The dentist: who does this benefit?!
5 MINUTES EARLIER
The dentist: production is so low... I can't make any money like this...
The assistant: it boosts production.
The dentist: who does this benefit?!
5 MINUTES EARLIER
The dentist: production is so low... I can't make any money like this...
August 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The dentist: I don't understand why my appointments are getting staggered on the 40.
The assistant: it boosts production.
The dentist: who does this benefit?!
5 MINUTES EARLIER
The dentist: production is so low... I can't make any money like this...
The assistant: it boosts production.
The dentist: who does this benefit?!
5 MINUTES EARLIER
The dentist: production is so low... I can't make any money like this...
Somehow or another nicked open the tip of my ring finger. Isn't really bleeding. But it's jagged enough that it hurts ferociously.
August 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Somehow or another nicked open the tip of my ring finger. Isn't really bleeding. But it's jagged enough that it hurts ferociously.
Waking up this morning sucked. I'm making the best of it though.
August 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Waking up this morning sucked. I'm making the best of it though.