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Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern
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You’re weekly Real Housewives and all things Reali-Tea Podcast with a bit of shade and sass. Get your tea fresh, BITCH!
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Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern @mxmidwesthoney.bsky.social · 6d
✨I have returned to Blusky, babes.
If you like Podcasts, The Real Housewives, Bravo chaos, or a lil’ pop‑culture foolishness…
Check out this pod!

• #ClockTheRealiTea
• #PodcastersOfBluesky
• #RealHousewives
• #BravoTV
• #BravoUniverse
• #HousewivesObsessed
• #BravoMess

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We Interrupt This Programming for More Drama - Episode 2
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#TheTraitorsUS podcast
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My podcast is back tea sippers! 😂 Time to read Jill Zarin down. 🫖

✨ Zarin the Karen #rhony
✨ Rachel and the Diamonds #rhobh
✨Candiace the GOAT #TheTraitors
✨ Toya being shady #married2med
✨Get rid of rate a queen #dragrace

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Racism? In 2026? Jill, Be Serious. Episode 3
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February 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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#Married2Medicine
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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#RHOBH
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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@realhousewivesof.bsky.social @rupaulsdragcon.bsky.social @thetraitorsus.bsky.social 👀 #Bravo @queensofbravo.bsky.social @bravotvshows.bsky.social
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My podcast is back tea sippers! 😂 Time to read Jill Zarin down. 🫖

✨ Zarin the Karen #rhony
✨ Rachel and the Diamonds #rhobh
✨Candiace the GOAT #TheTraitors
✨ Toya being shady #married2med
✨Get rid of rate a queen #dragrace

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Racism? In 2026? Jill, Be Serious. Episode 3
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February 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
mxmidwesthoney.bsky.social
My podcast is back tea sippers! 😂 Time to read Jill Zarin down. 🫖

✨ Zarin the Karen #rhony
✨ Rachel and the Diamonds #rhobh
✨Candiace the GOAT #TheTraitors
✨ Toya being shady #married2med
✨Get rid of rate a queen #dragrace

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Racism? In 2026? Jill, Be Serious. Episode 3
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February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
mxmidwesthoney.bsky.social
✨I have returned to Blusky, babes.
If you like Podcasts, The Real Housewives, Bravo chaos, or a lil’ pop‑culture foolishness…
Check out this pod!

• #ClockTheRealiTea
• #PodcastersOfBluesky
• #RealHousewives
• #BravoTV
• #BravoUniverse
• #HousewivesObsessed
• #BravoMess

youtu.be/KOrm3LOevgY?...
We Interrupt This Programming for More Drama - Episode 2
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February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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MIB is a villain playing a role. It's odd that yt middle-aged gay #RPDR fans expected her to be congenial. If you don't like it, don't watch. It's hypocritical to obsess over Plane Jane but get upset when MIB is shady. Wasn't Daya shady toward Alyssa? @rupaulsdragrace.bsky.social #RPDR
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July 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I am disgusted with @TamishaIman1 comments. wtf do you mean by white husband? What are you insinuating? As someone in an interracial relationship, this is weird in a time when we all need to build each other up. Racism is never okay. ❤️@monetxchange @LatriceRoyale @thatonequeen 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
March 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Now why the fuck would they fire a bunch of smoke at a bunch of dogs and literally scare the shit out of them 💀 #RHOP
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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@BravoTV Give us a Midwest City!!! 🏙️ We need the Real Housewives of Chicago! The campier version of old #RHONY and #RHOP. I feel like this would (surprisingly) be a hit! Pick up the cameras and show us a fresh diverse cast w/ interesting new stories. New cities instead of reboots.
December 28, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Wendy’s confessional around Jack Harlow was top tier comedy #RHOP
December 24, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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@Dr_Heavenly I’m with you. I don’t fight. #rhop
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December 24, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Stacy saying they lack relationships but I would rather not have someone than to have someone like TJ! That is not the flex you think it is ! Pool Boy Josh ? Wendy said everything I was thinking about this relationship like girl both of y'all can do better #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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What is a trip without Chaos ! I feel that girl 😂 work that show ! #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Not Dr. Jackie becoming collateral damage and hitting the floor. #Married2med

She knew things got real after that.
December 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Gizelle is wild !!! I do want Stacy to get on her nerves ! Rock the boat Stacy I would love to see that 😂 I didn't think she was against her so much that she wouldn't want to stay with her! #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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I feel for Mia. Truly. She needs sisterhood and love and Wendy is so real for this. #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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#RHONJ Star Questions Bravo’s Extended Timeline for Season 15 Decision
Melissa Gorga Warned That Bravo Could ‘Lose’ Everybody
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December 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Ashley should've said what she had to say out loud because it was funny and true ! Gizelle don't switch up we know your roots ! #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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my favorite thing about the housewives franchises is these bitches are always having loud messy public fights while the waiters and other service staff are just like
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December 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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Karen really global warming 😲 thank you for rolling the clip of her doing the exact same thing with floating the balloons up . She was not gonna sue Jacqueline lol she got a lot going on with the law this would not work in her favor #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Mia gonna triple down on this story about Gizelle kids ! I need her to eat her up because she is completely beside herself and deserves a gut punch ! Gizelle shut Wendy down the way I want her to do Mia ! Mia please this sob story wtf is this ? Hoe got no tears just a stupid shaky voice BYE #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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Contessa looks fine af #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Jacqueline and Mia are such messy trashy heauxs smh lol #RHOP
December 23, 2024 at 8:14 PM