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mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social
ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ
@mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social
Single Red Panda GILF who’s still very…”active”

Minors/Taboo accs DNI
…She misses being able to wear pencil skirts
July 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
She’s probably gonna down the bottle faster than you
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hag be tired
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I RETURN WITH NAKED GRANDMA
June 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Eventually she parted lip and tongue from Fang, slightly annoyed despite the flush on her cheeks

“I don’t have all day, y’know…I wanna get this over with so i can go grocery shopping”

Seems she’s grown tired of the sensual grinding and kissing…but really the mother just wants him. Right now.
March 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
“You’re an absolute pervert~ But nah, no need in sneak. I’m divorced and I don’t care what the neighbors think”

She’d take his hand and guide him all the way over to her home…it’s crazy how loud the sweet, innocently beautiful granny’s curves jiggle and clapped while walking there…
March 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
“A kiss? Sweetheart, why would you want to smooch this old fossil? Fine, but make it quick”

Not even twenty minutes later, the reader and her are tongue deep in each other’s mouths…chest to chest…hip to hip as their simple kiss escalates to passionate love making
March 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
She thought the reader wasn’t paying attention…
March 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I haven’t forgotten about this account btw

Have some old yams scolding the reader
February 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“…I should’ve known you’d do this when I asked you what you wanted for breakfast”

She’s not mad…she’s just disappointed
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You were invited to drink with the mother! Unfortunately, the hag’s getting a little bit too…spicy in the supposed casual drink sesh, already getting wasted within the first 20 minutes (It’s a new record)

“Ha~ You’re really a hoot to drink with, [Reader]…the girls are really missing out on ya~”
January 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fancy dress because why not…totally not planning to take the reader out on a date or anything
January 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you ever wonder where Retsuko’s immaturity comes from…there’s your answer
January 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The old lady needs to lay off the alcohol…it’s giving her a beer belly—

Wait…nevermind, she’s just chubby
January 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Yes? You wanted to see me, dear?~”

She says…being the one who called the reader over, and worst of all she isn’t even dressed properly

“What’s the matter? Something caught your eye?~”
December 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Finally Christmas! She still has plenty of gifts to hand out and a couple of outings to go on

Good thing she’s dressed for the occasion…
December 25, 2024 at 1:20 PM
@bigdilfcroc.bsky.social

He receives this apron…
December 24, 2024 at 12:17 AM
@cherrycanine.bsky.social

Cherry receives a kickass sweater
December 24, 2024 at 12:12 AM
@islandbelle.bsky.social

She seems like the girl to enjoy this shirt
December 24, 2024 at 12:10 AM
She’s known for giving very good presents
December 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
“Awww~ With little ol’ me?”
December 19, 2024 at 11:37 PM
She’d take a sip of her coffee before getting up and looking directly up at him

“Yet the idea of you knocking me up is making you aroused~”
December 19, 2024 at 11:22 PM
“…Hmph, when’s my little Retsy gonna give me grandbabies? I want them to atleast meet me before I’m stuck in a grave”
December 18, 2024 at 6:16 PM
December 17, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Fuckin jumpscare
December 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM