Julo
@mxjulo.bsky.social
unfortunately adult; "artist"; a threat to capitalism, gender roles, and above all: myself
monster scholar in the making
monster scholar in the making
oh sorry, you misunderstood me. you're in for a threat. a threat.
June 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM
oh sorry, you misunderstood me. you're in for a threat. a threat.
I just don't think romantic relationships are for me because how are you supposed to meet my expectations? How are you going to make your love as unconditional as the one between drunk girls in the club bathroom? As deep as the one I feel for the person preparing my kebab at 3 a.m.?
May 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I just don't think romantic relationships are for me because how are you supposed to meet my expectations? How are you going to make your love as unconditional as the one between drunk girls in the club bathroom? As deep as the one I feel for the person preparing my kebab at 3 a.m.?
This year, I am seeking delight. I'm ready to make it everyone's problem, if need be.
May 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This year, I am seeking delight. I'm ready to make it everyone's problem, if need be.
"oooh but in same sex couples who's the man in the relationship?" your dad. stfu.
May 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"oooh but in same sex couples who's the man in the relationship?" your dad. stfu.
if you ever see me in a church it's gonna be on a sightseeing tour to admire the sculptures of angels and my friends will be following me holding those squeaky hammer toys ready to whack me in the head before I can even utter a 'woul-'
March 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
if you ever see me in a church it's gonna be on a sightseeing tour to admire the sculptures of angels and my friends will be following me holding those squeaky hammer toys ready to whack me in the head before I can even utter a 'woul-'
the real ones will know what i'm referencing
even if you use AI ~ironically~, to create a ~commentary~, you're still using AI. if i knock you over the head with a giant pan and say it's a biting and witty satire on hitting people with kitchenware, the fact remains i've fucking decked you with a pan.
even if you use AI ~ironically~, to create a ~commentary~, you're still using AI. if i knock you over the head with a giant pan and say it's a biting and witty satire on hitting people with kitchenware, the fact remains i've fucking decked you with a pan.
December 5, 2024 at 11:00 PM
the real ones will know what i'm referencing
even if you use AI ~ironically~, to create a ~commentary~, you're still using AI. if i knock you over the head with a giant pan and say it's a biting and witty satire on hitting people with kitchenware, the fact remains i've fucking decked you with a pan.
even if you use AI ~ironically~, to create a ~commentary~, you're still using AI. if i knock you over the head with a giant pan and say it's a biting and witty satire on hitting people with kitchenware, the fact remains i've fucking decked you with a pan.
'Official' art #1, also known by the title 'I love women and they all possess the ability to make destruction look beautiful'.
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
'Official' art #1, also known by the title 'I love women and they all possess the ability to make destruction look beautiful'.