me: hey is this thing fine
boss, not listening: yeah that's fine
me: *does the thing*
boss: wtf that is NOT fine why would you do that???

🙃🙃🙃🙃 hateful

I can tell when I've been unconsciously suppressing a lot of stress when I have a full thermonuclear meltdown because I couldn't find my cat for ten minutes

chanting you are being an asshole you are being an asshole you're a piece of fucking shit and you're BEING AN ASSHOLE

like if you're really that mad at me for not having as many resources at my disposal to help me move shit as you do I hope you get what's coming to you

LOVE love love that you remembered to bring the elliptical you never use but made no effort to help me with my dresser drawers AND also intentionally threw my shoes on the ground so you could bring the hall table they were on and all YOUR shoes

"too salty" is fake to me

i love the sims 4 ever since the last update if i want to go into build mode for any reason i have to go through the neighborhood screen because if i do it while in live mode it destroys the UI and i have to force quit the game & i cannot figure out WHY this is a perfect game

what are you so sad about you're STEALING from ME smfh

my sim and her girlfriend are fighting and I kept trying to make her gf leave the lot but she just WOULD NOT

instead she was just sitting on a tree stump reading a book she took from MY sim's library & I got so fed up I used MCCC and just forced her to leave and then she STOLE MY BOOK EXCUSE ME

is going to work directly after my grandmother's funeral service a bad idea? almost definitely. capitalism crazy fr

"update broke both xml injector and lot 51 core" cheers mates i will be avoiding this update like the plague for the next few months it seems lmao

it's incredible how little time i spend downloading CC specifically

i've got mods for days but CAS or BB objects? it's not even close

wait tf a minute are you supposed to pronounce it "blue sky" or is it "bloo-skee" because i just realized i have been reading it as one word this entire time

feels almost like salt in the wound every time my weather app specifies it's going to be ABUNDANT sunshine like omg I already KNOW I live in the desert

occasionally living in vegas is funny

LMAO all the emos in town for wwwy emptied out the closest dispensary that's hysterical never change y'all

no shade but it's objectively hilarious to me that i went "hmm maybe i'll see what Better Twitter is like" and made exactly 2 posts before the entire site crashed for like 8 hours

her name is vanessa and she's got the worlds shittest eyes but at least they look cool about it

i love not having a clue whats going on i also already am in love with New Twitter get absolute bungled elon