Mx Cassandra
@mxcassandra.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood Social Justice Bard.
The 42-year-old transfemme nonbinary polyamorous anarcho-communist musician, comedian, and author your parents warned you about.
She/Her & They/Them
ACAB, Free Palestine, and anti-swerf/anti-terf
The 42-year-old transfemme nonbinary polyamorous anarcho-communist musician, comedian, and author your parents warned you about.
She/Her & They/Them
ACAB, Free Palestine, and anti-swerf/anti-terf
I'm gonna screenshot this and post it to Facebook because that's how Millennials communicate. Screenshot of a post on another website and a 500 word essay on some nuanced political issue that like three people read all the way through.
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm gonna screenshot this and post it to Facebook because that's how Millennials communicate. Screenshot of a post on another website and a 500 word essay on some nuanced political issue that like three people read all the way through.
Charlie Kirk died as he lived. Like a bitch.
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Charlie Kirk died as he lived. Like a bitch.
I was in a band a couple years ago named Feral Streep.
I totally approve of this DILF using the name.
I totally approve of this DILF using the name.
September 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I was in a band a couple years ago named Feral Streep.
I totally approve of this DILF using the name.
I totally approve of this DILF using the name.
Every time I hear about Officer Down I know the community is safer.
There is no cop who does good, no not one.
August 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Every time I hear about Officer Down I know the community is safer.
Christmas isn't until December? Cute. I wrote a murder ballad from the perspective of Krampus anyway. Hail Krampus. Come join all six people across four platforms who listen to me make weird music.
Hail Krampus, by Cassandra Coffey
track by Cassandra Coffey
cassandracoffey.bandcamp.com
August 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Christmas isn't until December? Cute. I wrote a murder ballad from the perspective of Krampus anyway. Hail Krampus. Come join all six people across four platforms who listen to me make weird music.
That's five Nazis sitting at a table for reference.
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”
Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”
Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”
Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
July 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
That's five Nazis sitting at a table for reference.
Reposted by Mx Cassandra
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”
Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”
Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”
Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
July 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”
Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”
Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”
Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
A little folk-punk diddy I tossed together in five minutes yesterday. For legal reasons this is a work of satire and shouldn't be treated as based or reasonable advice concerning an increasingly encroaching fascist regime.
July 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A little folk-punk diddy I tossed together in five minutes yesterday. For legal reasons this is a work of satire and shouldn't be treated as based or reasonable advice concerning an increasingly encroaching fascist regime.
I'm of the opinion that anyone telling you to fly the US flag in protest of the US government is either an idiot, a wrecker, an astroturfer, or an infiltrator. Anyway here's a hand drawn animation I did on the subject.
#fuckice #begaydocrime #solidartitywithlosangeles
#fuckice #begaydocrime #solidartitywithlosangeles
June 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm of the opinion that anyone telling you to fly the US flag in protest of the US government is either an idiot, a wrecker, an astroturfer, or an infiltrator. Anyway here's a hand drawn animation I did on the subject.
#fuckice #begaydocrime #solidartitywithlosangeles
#fuckice #begaydocrime #solidartitywithlosangeles
Being an older millennial means hearing something I thought was culturally relevant happened 20 years ago and remembering why my back hurts.
June 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Being an older millennial means hearing something I thought was culturally relevant happened 20 years ago and remembering why my back hurts.
Dude...
May 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Dude...
As schadenfreuden as it is, is anyone else hoping the reason Elon went silent is because he's already in El Salvador and not as a tourist? Like sure, he's probably recharging his AI girlfriend and sleeping on a pile of wealth somewhere. But what if he's at CECOT?
May 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
As schadenfreuden as it is, is anyone else hoping the reason Elon went silent is because he's already in El Salvador and not as a tourist? Like sure, he's probably recharging his AI girlfriend and sleeping on a pile of wealth somewhere. But what if he's at CECOT?
Scism by Tool, my ex would sing it religiously while manic and convinced they were the next Maynard. No, it wasn't a good rendition. Yes, they were abusive AF.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Scism by Tool, my ex would sing it religiously while manic and convinced they were the next Maynard. No, it wasn't a good rendition. Yes, they were abusive AF.
Just did standup on the radio for WDBX. Weird.
March 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Just did standup on the radio for WDBX. Weird.
I did standup in a podunk town last night and had a klansman pull a knife after I cracked a joke about the place being a sundown town full of closet-case losers. He was nicer than scratched liberals when I say that AOC/Bernie rallies are controlled opposition.
liberals who think the left are uniquely hostile online should do a test post, say you think it was bad that obama killed so many people with drone strikes, something like that. if you think the left are mean, you aren't ready for the wrath of the scratched liberal
March 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I did standup in a podunk town last night and had a klansman pull a knife after I cracked a joke about the place being a sundown town full of closet-case losers. He was nicer than scratched liberals when I say that AOC/Bernie rallies are controlled opposition.
Reposted by Mx Cassandra
liberals who think the left are uniquely hostile online should do a test post, say you think it was bad that obama killed so many people with drone strikes, something like that. if you think the left are mean, you aren't ready for the wrath of the scratched liberal
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
liberals who think the left are uniquely hostile online should do a test post, say you think it was bad that obama killed so many people with drone strikes, something like that. if you think the left are mean, you aren't ready for the wrath of the scratched liberal
Controlled Opposition is what they are. They're mascots for ineffective virtue signalling. Imagine telling people to vote in 2026 like there's still going to be a functional government by the end of 2025.
Bernie & AOC doing a "Fight the Oligarchy" tour is moot if they don't explicitly demand accountability w/n the party
Dems are just as culpable in propping up the oligarchy
With no accountability this is just a cynical triage by Dems to capture runaway anger from being channeled into direct action
Dems are just as culpable in propping up the oligarchy
With no accountability this is just a cynical triage by Dems to capture runaway anger from being channeled into direct action
March 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Controlled Opposition is what they are. They're mascots for ineffective virtue signalling. Imagine telling people to vote in 2026 like there's still going to be a functional government by the end of 2025.
I have AIDS in my purse. 🤣
The FDA has apparently raided a company that sells poppers.
A reminder that RFK Jr. believes the anti-LGBT conspiracy theory that poppers cause AIDS.
www.them.us/story/rfk-jr...
A reminder that RFK Jr. believes the anti-LGBT conspiracy theory that poppers cause AIDS.
www.them.us/story/rfk-jr...
March 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have AIDS in my purse. 🤣
I host that comedy show. My co-host sees me rushing the stage at lets me in on the bit. I lose my shit laughing. I tell people whats up, they laugh too. The owner of the bar and the rest of the unaware crowd stare in horror as a bunch of queer people laugh hysterically. #carbondaleil #openmiccomedy
March 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I host that comedy show. My co-host sees me rushing the stage at lets me in on the bit. I lose my shit laughing. I tell people whats up, they laugh too. The owner of the bar and the rest of the unaware crowd stare in horror as a bunch of queer people laugh hysterically. #carbondaleil #openmiccomedy
Every single white person, myself included, experiences the privilege of being the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a society where actions they make on a whim can directly impact the lives of those who do not share that privilege.
Anyone seeking to preserve that privilege is evil.
Anyone seeking to preserve that privilege is evil.
Please stop with the "white people" bullshit. It is just not true, and it is spit in the face of the good and decent white people that stand with you 100%.
That is a part of the reason many Bernie fans switched to Trump and the MAGA cult. I get the frustration, I feel it, too, but stop generalizing
That is a part of the reason many Bernie fans switched to Trump and the MAGA cult. I get the frustration, I feel it, too, but stop generalizing
March 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Every single white person, myself included, experiences the privilege of being the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a society where actions they make on a whim can directly impact the lives of those who do not share that privilege.
Anyone seeking to preserve that privilege is evil.
Anyone seeking to preserve that privilege is evil.
post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
March 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
If the goal of the fascists is to erase transgender people on an epistemic level, it is the duty of every transgender person to do things so epic and legendary that we cannot be erased from the history they are trying to hide in real time.
When they go low, kick them in the teeth.
When they go low, kick them in the teeth.
February 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If the goal of the fascists is to erase transgender people on an epistemic level, it is the duty of every transgender person to do things so epic and legendary that we cannot be erased from the history they are trying to hide in real time.
When they go low, kick them in the teeth.
When they go low, kick them in the teeth.
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I keep seeing these videos of men who don't identify themselves as law enforcement attempting to detain women for speaking out.
Here's an idea. If someone attempts to detain you and hasn't identified themselves as law enforcement, defend yourself with as much violence as is necessary.
Here's an idea. If someone attempts to detain you and hasn't identified themselves as law enforcement, defend yourself with as much violence as is necessary.
February 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I keep seeing these videos of men who don't identify themselves as law enforcement attempting to detain women for speaking out.
Here's an idea. If someone attempts to detain you and hasn't identified themselves as law enforcement, defend yourself with as much violence as is necessary.
Here's an idea. If someone attempts to detain you and hasn't identified themselves as law enforcement, defend yourself with as much violence as is necessary.
A rational response to fascism is to destroy all fascists. Anyone calling for peace and civility with fascists is by definition a fascist collaborator. Compromise with a fascist is support of fascism.
There's no debate here. People are being disappeared and evidence is being memory-holed.
There's no debate here. People are being disappeared and evidence is being memory-holed.
February 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A rational response to fascism is to destroy all fascists. Anyone calling for peace and civility with fascists is by definition a fascist collaborator. Compromise with a fascist is support of fascism.
There's no debate here. People are being disappeared and evidence is being memory-holed.
There's no debate here. People are being disappeared and evidence is being memory-holed.