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M.W. Skipper
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It takes a Teenage Riot just to get me out of bed.

Rock music. Atlanta Braves. Auburn. Debauchery.
DON'T LET THE AUBURN WHITE BOYS GET HOT!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Checking in at the half and Auburn is shooting...let's see...oh, uh, 60% from the free throw line. Shit.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There we go 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Home from Auburn Hoops. Disappointed, but excited to see what this team can do this year. Gave #1 all they wanted. A few more free throws go down and we walk out of there with an easy dub.
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Lol. Death, taxes and Bama kickers.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I can respect that effort and that football team. I haven't been able to say that for a long while. #WDE
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Who is the voiceover on this True South commercial because that is not a southerner....
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Clear holding on Vandy line. Ripping the jersey off our guy. No call. Then we get a facemask. OK buddy
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Didn't have "the defense looks lost" on my bingo card for Auburn football this week, but here we are.
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Auburn O-line just can't keep up man. They've been a liability all season long.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Feels like Cam Coleman should touch the ball once every four plays at least. We've under-utilized him this season for sure.
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I know he's just a kid, and I hate to rag, but Chaplin you're killing us man.
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Vandy with so much uncalled holding down field. SEC refs got the call at halftime it would seem.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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That’ll do, Little Mac.
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November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Don't love playing for a field goal at the end of the half but...
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Fuck Hugh Freeze forever man. How many games did he cost Auburn?
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well War Damn Hoops anyway.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Guess which mega-conglomerate streaming service is a lying bitch. I'm for real done with you @espn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Out out damn spot!" - Me, every time I put a new screen protector on my phone.
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Absolutely fuck @espn.com I am cancelling all your shit. It should not be this hard to watch a basketball game and I pay more than enough monthly to access your shit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why have they all of sudden stopped coloring Trump's hair this week?
Trump's first words on 60 Minutes: "Democrats' fault"
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Hok saying that Freeze hasn't been going to the Offense and QB meetings for years but still insisting on calling the plays is SOME SHIT.
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Going to be so funny we Auburn drops like 27 on Vandy on the road next week.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM