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· Mar 21
I picked quite a year to stop being a curmudgeon.
Saw Boris, missed the Borealis.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Saw Boris, missed the Borealis.
It would appear the NFL is accepting of the tush push but only when it's used by the officials to boost the chiefs.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It would appear the NFL is accepting of the tush push but only when it's used by the officials to boost the chiefs.
Microdosing isn't nearly as cool when it's with money.
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Microdosing isn't nearly as cool when it's with money.
One year later I can reaffirm that shin-kicking concrete is a bad idea.
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One year later I can reaffirm that shin-kicking concrete is a bad idea.
I had a nice time with friends today, and by friends I mean the people at the laundromat whom I didn't speak with at all.
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I had a nice time with friends today, and by friends I mean the people at the laundromat whom I didn't speak with at all.
All my homies love Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
All my homies love Tylenol.
Natural gas smell wafting in my office window... it'sssss probably fine.
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Natural gas smell wafting in my office window... it'sssss probably fine.
Calm down, Chris.
September 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Calm down, Chris.
There's an elderly dog barking outside my office window, it sounds like a man with hiccups.
August 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
There's an elderly dog barking outside my office window, it sounds like a man with hiccups.
I'm especially excited for #premierleague because I love listening to delusional Arsenal fans.
August 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm especially excited for #premierleague because I love listening to delusional Arsenal fans.
Dead birdie painting didn't get into the show.
#watercolor #rosebreastedgrosbeak #birdnerd #artstuff #deadbirds
#watercolor #rosebreastedgrosbeak #birdnerd #artstuff #deadbirds
July 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Dead birdie painting didn't get into the show.
#watercolor #rosebreastedgrosbeak #birdnerd #artstuff #deadbirds
#watercolor #rosebreastedgrosbeak #birdnerd #artstuff #deadbirds
July 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bearded Iris, scribbles on paper 2025.
#beardediris #beardedartist #iris #flowerartmadebysomebodysnerdydad #artsky
#beardediris #beardedartist #iris #flowerartmadebysomebodysnerdydad #artsky
July 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Bearded Iris, scribbles on paper 2025.
#beardediris #beardedartist #iris #flowerartmadebysomebodysnerdydad #artsky
#beardediris #beardedartist #iris #flowerartmadebysomebodysnerdydad #artsky
Thoughts and prayers, motherfucker.
July 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Thoughts and prayers, motherfucker.
It's nice out so I'm gonna offer to pick up shifts in ex-work chats.
July 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's nice out so I'm gonna offer to pick up shifts in ex-work chats.
Happy gotcha day to SHIPGOO001
July 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy gotcha day to SHIPGOO001
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
June 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm about to re-enact that scene from The Wolf of Wall Street with the secret stash in the couch cushion, except with mayo.
June 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm about to re-enact that scene from The Wolf of Wall Street with the secret stash in the couch cushion, except with mayo.
June 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I've accidentally arrived at Costco before they open, a rude awakening to middle-age.
June 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I've accidentally arrived at Costco before they open, a rude awakening to middle-age.
Today's numbers, 1 walk, 1 bike ride; a vehicular near-miss on each.
June 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Today's numbers, 1 walk, 1 bike ride; a vehicular near-miss on each.
Oh fuck, there's a scooter gang in my neighborhood.
June 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh fuck, there's a scooter gang in my neighborhood.
June 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
So would a book from the Cat Man's point of view be the Buffalo Hunter Hunter Hunter?
June 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So would a book from the Cat Man's point of view be the Buffalo Hunter Hunter Hunter?