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Michael Moon
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Proud principal and girl dad (not in that order) | N.C. State ‘04 (BA), East Carolina ‘15 (MSA) and ‘23 (Ed.D.) | I like sports, and I don’t care who knows
It’s amazing how fast we went from “this election is a referendum on egg prices” to “lol the president can’t control bird flu, idiot.”
February 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up thinking about “Good Bones” by Maggie Smith this morning.

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
Good Bones
Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children.
www.poetryfoundation.org
January 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bouncing my 2-year-old on my knee, I asked her if she liked riding the horse. About an hour later, we did it again. I stopped, and she shouted, “Again, piggy!”

There’s a reason we call her the tiny tyrant.
January 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A great truck that doesn’t explode when you’re parking it.
January 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The only thing funnier than Ohio State blowing out Oregon would be Oregon coming back to win this game.
January 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Educators on December 18th vs. educators on January 2nd
December 31, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Well played, Chat GPT.
December 31, 2024 at 1:05 AM
2-year-old: I don’t want Daddy. I want Mommy.
Me:
December 28, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Them Duke boys are at it again.
LEBANON, TN — drunk driver goes airborne through the square, thankfully at a time of night when nobody was around.

Everyone survived.

Original post: www.facebook.com/share/v/1BD8...
December 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Found a new t-shirt to wear when I open up Educator’s Handbook and address student discipline.
December 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Just updated my iPhone and now my calculator has a history? This is way more embarrassing than anything you’ll ever find in my browser history. I need an incognito mode for some of the calculations I’m plugging into this thing.
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is my favorite Christmas classic about bullying and shunning those who do not conform with societal expectations until they are useful to us.
December 8, 2024 at 1:44 PM
December 1, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Maybe the French had the right idea in the 1790s.
November 30, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I’d watch this on repeat for a solid week.
November 30, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Duel controllers
November 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Reposted by Michael Moon
They can’t pardon a turkey who committed state level crimes
November 25, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I’ll deal with it Monday morning.
November 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Ham ($4), au gratin ($3), collards ($2), mac n cheese ($5), apple pie ($4). Two dollars left over for some dark meat.
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM
My students always find a way to brighten my day, even when we’re not in session. When we say relationships matter, this is what it’s all about. #EduSky
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I caused a citywide power outage because food was tantalizingly close but just out of reach…
Y’all… everyone can go home, the Most Tennessee Story of the Year race is officially over 🫤 🏆

www.wsmv.com/2024/11/27/p...
November 28, 2024 at 12:23 PM
It’s so important to build meaningful relationships with our students. One of my eighth graders wanted to turn in a vape and talk to me about trying to quit. He trusted me and knew he could come to me for help.
November 26, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Alexa, show me the Philadephiest headline you can find.
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I send out a weekly newsletter to my middle school staff. This week, I included a personal note about every faculty member and why I am thankful for each one, specifically. Never had more feedback on a memo. Well worth the effort!
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Marty Muckraker is a fantastic aptronym.
November 24, 2024 at 12:49 PM