TAKE AWAY THEIR GUNS!

When one of these domestic terrorist Nazis thugs gets murdered, the only tears I will shed are for the excuse it will provide this terrorist government for further repression.
May they each choke on their sign-up bonuses.

How did we decide we needed Texas in the Union?

Probably because he was paid...?
Is this a trick question?

I guess I should know who Thomas Chatterton Williams is...

May I suggest holding a conference to coordinate various political, business and logistical resources.

I understand Wannsee is lovely this time of year.

Well he has a penis and white skin, for a start.

Pettiness is strength and therefore, uber-manly.

Any normal person would have to really work at being that repulsive

People are saying this shows the NYT is as bad as Fox News.

Nope! Fox News is better.

It's a freaking miracle

Please lord, let them repeat these talking points for the next 10 months

Says the guy who has never set foot in a supermarket or knows how to operate a gas pump.

Auditioning for Fed chair.