Marshall Willandholly
@mwillandholly.bsky.social
24 years of back office banking, now idk. Gardening, hiking, fishing, cooking, anything 70's,80's.
I like to do crazy, woke things like respecting everyone's right to exist.
💙Blue in Upstate NY
I like to do crazy, woke things like respecting everyone's right to exist.
💙Blue in Upstate NY
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says if you want relief from inflation, move to a red state.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says if you want relief from inflation, move to a red state.
One of these is a sell out.
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
One of these is a sell out.
It's hard to believe these 3 girls are related.
October 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's hard to believe these 3 girls are related.
I have green thumbs and red eyes.
October 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I have green thumbs and red eyes.
The Cereal Milk is getting frosty, only a couple weeks to go.
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Cereal Milk is getting frosty, only a couple weeks to go.
Someone tell the assistant conductor to prepare, the maestro is sundowning.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Someone tell the assistant conductor to prepare, the maestro is sundowning.
And Ted and Joe both did cigarettes. My first baseball glove was a dark red Ted Williams version. I'm a lefty, my choices were limited.
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And Ted and Joe both did cigarettes. My first baseball glove was a dark red Ted Williams version. I'm a lefty, my choices were limited.
"The president was disgusted by the actions of all those vile men, but he knew if he didn't join in the abuse then they'd know that he was the mole. And even though he was repulsed by it, he knew that every girl that he raped brought him closer to cracking the case. He deserves our gratitude."
September 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"The president was disgusted by the actions of all those vile men, but he knew if he didn't join in the abuse then they'd know that he was the mole. And even though he was repulsed by it, he knew that every girl that he raped brought him closer to cracking the case. He deserves our gratitude."
Big strong men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and they say, " Sir, I'm beginning to think you're a fucking pedophile. Like nobody has ever seen."
July 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Big strong men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and they say, " Sir, I'm beginning to think you're a fucking pedophile. Like nobody has ever seen."
Didn't matter where we were going, I always tried to call dibs on the wayback. All that space to myself.
July 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Didn't matter where we were going, I always tried to call dibs on the wayback. All that space to myself.
We can only hope.
July 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We can only hope.
This stuff tastes like sponges dipped in terrible fake movie theater butter. That's why I only ate half the bag.
June 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This stuff tastes like sponges dipped in terrible fake movie theater butter. That's why I only ate half the bag.
She's just like a Venus flytrap, I've pulled several gnats from her sticky embrace.
June 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
She's just like a Venus flytrap, I've pulled several gnats from her sticky embrace.
I just know that Thomas Fugate will keep the country safe from terror. His experience includes being an intern at the Heritage Foundation and working on the 2024 Campaign.
He can also change the string in a weed whacker in under 10 minutes, and evenly distribute your canned goods in 2 bags.
He can also change the string in a weed whacker in under 10 minutes, and evenly distribute your canned goods in 2 bags.
June 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just know that Thomas Fugate will keep the country safe from terror. His experience includes being an intern at the Heritage Foundation and working on the 2024 Campaign.
He can also change the string in a weed whacker in under 10 minutes, and evenly distribute your canned goods in 2 bags.
He can also change the string in a weed whacker in under 10 minutes, and evenly distribute your canned goods in 2 bags.
I think I'm on those lists too. And I've never been good at hiding anyways.
June 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I think I'm on those lists too. And I've never been good at hiding anyways.
Flowers in 8-10 weeks? I don't see any flowers🤡
I think I've decided to forgo my veggie garden at MAGA Acres this year, so this is all I've got. I'm the only non cultie and even though there's been no issues, I know what's in their hearts.
I'll probably forget about tomatoes now anyways.
I think I've decided to forgo my veggie garden at MAGA Acres this year, so this is all I've got. I'm the only non cultie and even though there's been no issues, I know what's in their hearts.
I'll probably forget about tomatoes now anyways.
June 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Flowers in 8-10 weeks? I don't see any flowers🤡
I think I've decided to forgo my veggie garden at MAGA Acres this year, so this is all I've got. I'm the only non cultie and even though there's been no issues, I know what's in their hearts.
I'll probably forget about tomatoes now anyways.
I think I've decided to forgo my veggie garden at MAGA Acres this year, so this is all I've got. I'm the only non cultie and even though there's been no issues, I know what's in their hearts.
I'll probably forget about tomatoes now anyways.
Yes it's absolutely the speeches.
June 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Yes it's absolutely the speeches.
Weak, dorky men come up to me, tears in their eyes and say, " Thank you sir, thank you for taking away cancer funding for children, and healthcare for the elderly, I'm in a space race and it would just crush me if my spaceship didn't get to Mars first. Thank you so much for the tax cuts."
May 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Weak, dorky men come up to me, tears in their eyes and say, " Thank you sir, thank you for taking away cancer funding for children, and healthcare for the elderly, I'm in a space race and it would just crush me if my spaceship didn't get to Mars first. Thank you so much for the tax cuts."
"They're not really gonna take our porn away, are they dad, you can't let them do that."
"Don't worry son, these things don't affect us, there'll be a reach-around for us."
"Did you just say reach-around?"
"Nooo, surely I said work-around."
"You better say some Hail Mary's for that one, dad."
"Don't worry son, these things don't affect us, there'll be a reach-around for us."
"Did you just say reach-around?"
"Nooo, surely I said work-around."
"You better say some Hail Mary's for that one, dad."
May 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"They're not really gonna take our porn away, are they dad, you can't let them do that."
"Don't worry son, these things don't affect us, there'll be a reach-around for us."
"Did you just say reach-around?"
"Nooo, surely I said work-around."
"You better say some Hail Mary's for that one, dad."
"Don't worry son, these things don't affect us, there'll be a reach-around for us."
"Did you just say reach-around?"
"Nooo, surely I said work-around."
"You better say some Hail Mary's for that one, dad."
She probably had a surrogate tend to her eggs.
May 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
She probably had a surrogate tend to her eggs.