Hey Google I searched for none of this whilst getting ready for work this morning, nor did I watch anything mentioning any of this except maybe the blinds so care to explain why my account is being used to boost all these searches?

Sudden crippling urge to cosplay the '98 Mrs Hardbroom because frankly her combination of style and perm-glare is on point.

Some people mark their year with decorations, I do it with choir performances. Advent you say? Seasonal dread to come, you say? But first, tuneful yelling, helpfully recorded by a visiting friend.