Matt Wells
@mwells.bsky.social
chicago. illini. pension actuary. craft beer snob. sloth enthusiast.
I really don't think we talk about this enough.
Larry Ellison is 81 years old and worth over $200 billion dollars. He has an unlimited amount of money and a short lifespan left. What does he do with his time? He tries to acquire more money.
Larry Ellison is 81 years old and worth over $200 billion dollars. He has an unlimited amount of money and a short lifespan left. What does he do with his time? He tries to acquire more money.
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I really don't think we talk about this enough.
Larry Ellison is 81 years old and worth over $200 billion dollars. He has an unlimited amount of money and a short lifespan left. What does he do with his time? He tries to acquire more money.
Larry Ellison is 81 years old and worth over $200 billion dollars. He has an unlimited amount of money and a short lifespan left. What does he do with his time? He tries to acquire more money.
people like this having real power and influence is a sign of a failed state.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
people like this having real power and influence is a sign of a failed state.
took 17 innings but we finally got a good Smoltz "modern baseball sucks" rant
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
took 17 innings but we finally got a good Smoltz "modern baseball sucks" rant
Astounding no-calls on two clear holds on Parsons back to back plays.
September 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Astounding no-calls on two clear holds on Parsons back to back plays.
well that should put Jeff Hafley HC talk on ice for a while. brutal second half.
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
well that should put Jeff Hafley HC talk on ice for a while. brutal second half.
not a fan of the deviations from the book in Thursday Murder Club tbh
August 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
not a fan of the deviations from the book in Thursday Murder Club tbh
Reposted by Matt Wells
The Dallas Cowboys trade Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers right as 'First Things First' is talking about the Cowboys reportedly listening to offers.
Here's the live reaction on FS1. 🏈📺🎙️ #NFL
Here's the live reaction on FS1. 🏈📺🎙️ #NFL
August 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Dallas Cowboys trade Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers right as 'First Things First' is talking about the Cowboys reportedly listening to offers.
Here's the live reaction on FS1. 🏈📺🎙️ #NFL
Here's the live reaction on FS1. 🏈📺🎙️ #NFL
Tommy no
a man is standing in the rain and saying `` don 't give me hope '' .
ALT: a man is standing in the rain and saying `` don 't give me hope '' .
media.tenor.com
August 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Tommy no
Jack Grealish's daughter wearing a #18 jersey that says Daddy might be the cutest thing ever.
August 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Jack Grealish's daughter wearing a #18 jersey that says Daddy might be the cutest thing ever.
Bad call in real time. Bad call on review
August 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bad call in real time. Bad call on review
love it when Meltdown May goes into overtime
June 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
love it when Meltdown May goes into overtime
According to ESPN's Win Probability graphic on the scorebug, at the beginning of the 8th inning, the Cubs had a 66% chance of winning.
After the first two guys got out, it decreased to 64%.
After the first two guys got out, it decreased to 64%.
April 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
According to ESPN's Win Probability graphic on the scorebug, at the beginning of the 8th inning, the Cubs had a 66% chance of winning.
After the first two guys got out, it decreased to 64%.
After the first two guys got out, it decreased to 64%.
Mel Kiper naming every quarterback that didn’t go 1st overall as proof Shedeur will still be good is pretty awful television.
April 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Mel Kiper naming every quarterback that didn’t go 1st overall as proof Shedeur will still be good is pretty awful television.
ESPN hyping up Shedeur Sanders for his accuracy, decision making, and ability to play on-time, while playing a highlight reel that showcases none of those things.
April 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ESPN hyping up Shedeur Sanders for his accuracy, decision making, and ability to play on-time, while playing a highlight reel that showcases none of those things.
Toloi with maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen on a professional soccer field
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Toloi with maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen on a professional soccer field
The new NBA Christmas commercial is great because it reminds everyone of an actually good commercial to properly contextualize how shit this one is.
December 23, 2024 at 1:59 AM
The new NBA Christmas commercial is great because it reminds everyone of an actually good commercial to properly contextualize how shit this one is.
I don't know how people watch Everton and think we could be a better attacking team with a new manager. Watching Gueye and Doucoure try to possess the ball is shocking. This team simply does not have the technical ability.
December 22, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I don't know how people watch Everton and think we could be a better attacking team with a new manager. Watching Gueye and Doucoure try to possess the ball is shocking. This team simply does not have the technical ability.
Reposted by Matt Wells
Doubs was hitting those squats during his off week
December 16, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Doubs was hitting those squats during his off week
Gotta send off Walker. One yellow for the shove, one for the dive. Embarrassing shit.
December 15, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Gotta send off Walker. One yellow for the shove, one for the dive. Embarrassing shit.
Brutal “Holier than thou” rant by Brady trashing Daniel Jones there.
November 28, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Brutal “Holier than thou” rant by Brady trashing Daniel Jones there.