Think about this! If you were a Deadhead who had to wear a tie to school everyday then it was a pretty sweet thing to own. I know that I still have at least one in the closet.

"Hey ICE, it's me Joe!"
"Just wanted to thank you for disappearing people with no due process!"

I think it's safe to say it's failed. Colorado Democrats don't actually care about climate change or clean air. If you don't believe me, consider that they have a backroom deal to not even so much as introduce new legislation related to oil and gas for another 4 sessions.

Didn't know about the Meow Wolf thing! The drinks are amazing. My favorite is the Cardamon Black Tea flavor. The owner posts great educational content about the natural foods industry on IG.

I associate the "I ❤️ MY WIFE" sticker with the evangelical Promise Keepers organization, but I'm guessing that's not what Ty is going for here!

Didn't know it was his birthday, but I woke up this morning with Roly Poly stuck in my head. I don't think he wrote it, but was the first to record and popularize this truly incredible song.

I think you can do a better job explaining what probationary means in this context.

To be fair, I am aroused, but that is beside the point!