apparently his plan is to not have health insurance; people just pay out of pocket for every procedure. This should be his "let them eat cake" moment.

quantum superpositioning. They're all the worst simultaneously.

every day is Halloween!

what if there was a rapture, and, oops, they weren't it.

the more they fail, the more they win

unlike, say, the Bush administration, where they scrambled to "spin" things that don't go their way, this admin actually plans for both/either outcome. In this instance, a legal defeat will be used as further reason to declare that emergency executive powers are necessary.

and that repeating the lie several times makes it more likely to be true. People are saying?

squirt "on"?

most people have never been told that the way the body processes alcohol is very similar to how it processes fat. Imagine drinking a glass of fryer oil.

Hannah Arendt knew