every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about

If you're operating at a high level in the government and illegally using Signal but don't have GC names like Shaft Blasters 2: Still Blasting and White Boy Mujahideen, you should absolutely be imprisoned for the rest of your life.

I refuse to look it up and risk spoiling my simple-minded amusement, but apparently with this Lego set there’s a danger to Spanish-speakers of potentially choking to death, whereas if you’re French you might end up enjoying a tasty Creole dish.

Erick & Parrish… Medical Doctors?
#Crossover