Mvid
@mvid.bsky.social
A slightly less fat jersey guy...also sometimes I'm funny, at least to the voices in my head
When i die, get laid and get tacos, will ya?
March 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When i die, get laid and get tacos, will ya?
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Via Attorney Kathleen Martinez on Instagram.
January 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Via Attorney Kathleen Martinez on Instagram.
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GOOD MORNING. WAKE UP. New Murder, She Wrote video just dropped! So this episode wasn’t the strongest, but Ethan Embry is in it. And IRV TRIPPLEDINGER. How can one resist? youtu.be/yvEZ-O8OP7U?... Please consider commenting and reposting so more people can experience this unhinged show.
That Time Murder, She Wrote Kinda Sucked
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January 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
GOOD MORNING. WAKE UP. New Murder, She Wrote video just dropped! So this episode wasn’t the strongest, but Ethan Embry is in it. And IRV TRIPPLEDINGER. How can one resist? youtu.be/yvEZ-O8OP7U?... Please consider commenting and reposting so more people can experience this unhinged show.
Random idea #17:
Put cspan online and call it onlyjackasses.com...wait that might be something else nm
Put cspan online and call it onlyjackasses.com...wait that might be something else nm
January 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Random idea #17:
Put cspan online and call it onlyjackasses.com...wait that might be something else nm
Put cspan online and call it onlyjackasses.com...wait that might be something else nm
Someone asks me how old I am...
Me, an accounting major, counting fingers and toes: idk, i can't count that high
Me, an accounting major, counting fingers and toes: idk, i can't count that high
January 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Someone asks me how old I am...
Me, an accounting major, counting fingers and toes: idk, i can't count that high
Me, an accounting major, counting fingers and toes: idk, i can't count that high
One woman to the other:
What are you doing, flicking the bean?
(The other woman) No, I'm practicing Morse code on the devil's doorbell!!
What are you doing, flicking the bean?
(The other woman) No, I'm practicing Morse code on the devil's doorbell!!
December 26, 2024 at 5:57 AM
One woman to the other:
What are you doing, flicking the bean?
(The other woman) No, I'm practicing Morse code on the devil's doorbell!!
What are you doing, flicking the bean?
(The other woman) No, I'm practicing Morse code on the devil's doorbell!!
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parum my lady
pa pum pum my lady
newborn king to see
sugar baby
pa pum pum my lady
newborn king to see
sugar baby
December 22, 2024 at 11:15 PM
parum my lady
pa pum pum my lady
newborn king to see
sugar baby
pa pum pum my lady
newborn king to see
sugar baby
Some guys wanna have a dick measuring contest and they don't have a needle to stand on
December 16, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Some guys wanna have a dick measuring contest and they don't have a needle to stand on
Ah, those old Christmas hits:
- Santa fell down drunk at my doorstep
- Rudolph ran me over with grandpa's truck
- I've fallen in the snow and death feels warmer now
Yeah, I got nothin'
- Santa fell down drunk at my doorstep
- Rudolph ran me over with grandpa's truck
- I've fallen in the snow and death feels warmer now
Yeah, I got nothin'
December 8, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Ah, those old Christmas hits:
- Santa fell down drunk at my doorstep
- Rudolph ran me over with grandpa's truck
- I've fallen in the snow and death feels warmer now
Yeah, I got nothin'
- Santa fell down drunk at my doorstep
- Rudolph ran me over with grandpa's truck
- I've fallen in the snow and death feels warmer now
Yeah, I got nothin'
Me: reads this, giggling
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Me: reads this, giggling
Nope, the self-deprecation is to keep the ego in check...if I think I'm doing good, then I might think I'm doing good lol, rather than try to keep getting better. I think it's a jersey thing, you know?
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Nope, the self-deprecation is to keep the ego in check...if I think I'm doing good, then I might think I'm doing good lol, rather than try to keep getting better. I think it's a jersey thing, you know?
Also, on the same note, luckily, WhatsApp wasn't around in the 2000s cause all the commercials would've been scary movie: "Whatsaaaaaaapppppp"
November 12, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Also, on the same note, luckily, WhatsApp wasn't around in the 2000s cause all the commercials would've been scary movie: "Whatsaaaaaaapppppp"
I saw a commercial today for holiday candles, and how come they're never for nice things: bacon, fresh coffee, garlic bread? I call bullshit.
Also, if it were the 80s, you can call it hungry eyes or something, idk
Also, if it were the 80s, you can call it hungry eyes or something, idk
November 12, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I saw a commercial today for holiday candles, and how come they're never for nice things: bacon, fresh coffee, garlic bread? I call bullshit.
Also, if it were the 80s, you can call it hungry eyes or something, idk
Also, if it were the 80s, you can call it hungry eyes or something, idk
I may be in and out on Twitter, mostly because I follow a lot of cool people and I can't resist a good shitshow lol
November 8, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I may be in and out on Twitter, mostly because I follow a lot of cool people and I can't resist a good shitshow lol
I've been avoiding going back to Facebook and Twitter since yesterday, and I kinda...like it? Should I go back? Lol
November 7, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I've been avoiding going back to Facebook and Twitter since yesterday, and I kinda...like it? Should I go back? Lol
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hey idk who needs this but heres a list of doctors who do hysterectomies etc and accept that some people dont want to bear children and dont ask the bullshit “what if your hypothetical husband wants kids” question
www.reddit.com/r/childfree/...
www.reddit.com/r/childfree/...
Reddit - Dive into anything
Updates to the Childfree Friendly Doctors List are live again! List updates are happening weekly on Saturdays
www.reddit.com
June 9, 2024 at 4:19 PM
hey idk who needs this but heres a list of doctors who do hysterectomies etc and accept that some people dont want to bear children and dont ask the bullshit “what if your hypothetical husband wants kids” question
www.reddit.com/r/childfree/...
www.reddit.com/r/childfree/...
Weatherman: "We're expecting 1-3 inches tomorrow"
(Girl crying) Everything reminds me of him!!
(Girl crying) Everything reminds me of him!!
February 23, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Weatherman: "We're expecting 1-3 inches tomorrow"
(Girl crying) Everything reminds me of him!!
(Girl crying) Everything reminds me of him!!
"We're expecting 1-3 inches tomorrow"
(Girl crying) everything reminds me of him!!
(Girl crying) everything reminds me of him!!
February 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
"We're expecting 1-3 inches tomorrow"
(Girl crying) everything reminds me of him!!
(Girl crying) everything reminds me of him!!
I really want a nap...after work, before work, during work
January 31, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I really want a nap...after work, before work, during work