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Megan Varde 🐴
@mvardeparty.bsky.social
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3D environment artist @YoungHorses.com on Bugsnax and something else 👁️👁️
I have approximate knowledge of many things
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📍Chicago
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Arhaus
In the middle of the street
Photo of a delivery truck at an intersection with the word “arhaus” pronounced “our house” on the side in big letters. Underneath in smaller letters it says “your home” but that is not relevant to the joke.
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Crash Bradley Cooper
Image of low polygon PS1 Crash Bandicoot's face merged with actor Bradley Cooper's face. It's mostly his eyes and closed mouth smile that shine through the visage of orange bandicoot skin.
April 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Galaxy brain
April 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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horseposting today
Old timey looking illustrated diagram of a black horse silhouette showing the brain connected to the spine and nerves running down the legs. There is big blocky text over the brain that just says "horse".
April 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Thrilled to be quoted on horsesarereal.life about our launch of horse! 🐎
Screenshot of a quote in purple text on a webpage with a white background. The quote reads "We got tired of making video games. We wanted to create something new. Like a creature or something. I don't know." attributed to lead environment artist and horse girl, Megan Varde.
April 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Enjoying the fruits of our labor 🐎
Photo of me sitting on a brown leather couch pondering a Life magazine that says “horses, the world’s most beautiful animal” with a running brown horse on the cover. There is a large pillow next to me with multiple horses stitched on it.
April 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I just want to pick them up and eat them
Screenshot from Monster Hunter Wilds. My hunter character is standing in front of a small flock of baby seikrets that look like small round fluffy birds with raptor tails.
March 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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la creatura
Screenshot of a custom palico from Monster Hunter Wilds on a blue background. It is very fluffy with tan and white fur, large dark eyes, and big pointy ears. Close up photo of a corgi laying on his side against a couch facing the camera with fluffy tan and white fur, large dark eyes, and long pointy ears.
March 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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wtf kirby
Screenshot from Kirby's Avalanche for the Super Nintendo being played on the Switch. Kirby and a Poppy Bros Junior are standing in a forest. Kirby's speech bubble says "I'll breathe in your pathetic bombs and send them right back at you!".
February 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Some Valentines for the Zbrush girlies
Screenshot of the Zbrush brush menu with the standard brush selected. There is green text that says "You're more than a standard brush". There is also a box in the corner that says "To" and "From". Screenshot of a Zbrush window with a human head red wax mesh. The mesh has been smoothed to the point where you can tell it is quite high poly. There is green text that says "You're always on my mind, along with a billion other triangles". There is a box in the corner that says "To" and "From".
February 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The 3d artist Valentine puns never end <3
Screenshot of a Maya viewport showing a cylinder and the lattice tool selected. There is green text that says "Lattice be friends". There is a box in the corner that says "To" and "From". Screenshot of a Maya viewport with a window over it that says "Maya application file has stopped working. Windows is checking for a solution to the problem". There is green text below it that says "I have a crash on you". And a box in the corner that says "To" and "From".
February 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Valentines to make your 3d artist sweetie's skin crawl, with love!
Screenshot of a Maya viewport showing a close up of a rectangular mesh with a green edge loop being added to the center. There is green text that says "I'm edge loop over heels for you, Valentine". There is a box in the corner that says "To" and "From". Screenshot of a Maya viewport with a vert selected on a close up of a non descript model. The context menu is open and merge vertices is selected. There is green text that says "Let's merge vertices". There is a box in the corner that says "To" and "From". Screenshot of the hypergraph window in Maya with random poly surface nodes and a skeleton that starts with "main root" and has bones for tires and axles. There is green text at the top that says "You're number one in my hypergraph hierarchy". There is also a box in the corner that says "To" and "From". Screenshot of a Maya viewport showing a jumbled looking mesh that has verts pulled in different directions and overlapping faces. There is green text that says "My geometry is crazy for you". There is also a box in the corner that says "To" and "From".
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Going to repost all my 3d artist Valentines this week <333
Screenshot of a Maya viewport showing some elongated piece of geometry, perhaps an arm, with evenly spaced quads. There is green text that says "Your topology is perfect!" and a box in the corner that says "To" and "From". Screenshot of the Maya UV editor window with green text that says "You can unfold my UVs anytime". There is a box in the corner that says "To" and "From". Screenshot of a Maya viewport with a rectangular mesh and a single highlighted triangle face selected. There is green text that says "Give me a tri?" with a classic emoticon smiley face. There is a box in the corner that says "To" and "From". Screenshot of a Maya viewport showing a sphere with a section of its faces selected and using the extrude action to make it longer. There is large green text in all caps that says "Extrude dong". There is still a box in the corner that says "To" and "From".
February 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Nothing like spending an hour catching up with all the hourlies and then do I need to include that?? rip
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that says 11 to 12am. Watson slept all day, so he has a ton of energy. Drawing of me and my husband chasing a corgi around a weird raised grass area. Then I drew these last few comics. Good night!
February 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Good times
Sketchy digital pencil comic that starts with 7 to 8pm and a drawing of a CTA train. Get on train to go to party. Next panel is the train station and a bus stop sign with two people walking away. 26 minutes till next bus so might as well walk. The next panel says 8 to 10:30pm and “there is a lovely little drink fountain at the party”. The next panel says “also a cat” with a drawing of me petting a black cat with large eyes. My eyes are also large and I am pouting. The bottom says “ok we can leave now”.
February 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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5pm
Sketchy digital pencil comic that starts with 5 to 7pm. There is a drawing of a plate of cheese and crackers with somebody offscreen saying “Is that your girl dinner?”. There is a pause from offscreen then a reply of “Yes”. The next panel is two people sitting in front of a tv that says “Woman of the Hour”. The next panel is me eating while thinking “This movie is scary, I’m glad men aren’t real”. The last panel is me saying “Oh fuck” because the screen says “Based on a true story”.
February 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Lazy Saturday
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that says 1 to 5pm. Playing Spiderman 2 on da couch. I am sitting on the left side facing the viewer holding a Playstation controller. On the right is my husband sleeping. In the middle is a corgi also sleeping.
February 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Brunch time
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that says 11 to 12pm. Omg that french toast looks amazing, let me take a picture! Wow my pancakes look so good! Hmm they didn’t photograph too well did they? The drawings of the food in the final frame are very unflattering and covered in wet lumpy sauces.
February 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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9am
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that says 9 to 10am. It rained all day yesterday. Today all the puddles are iced over. They make a really nice crunch sound.
February 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Haven’t done hourly comics day in awhile~
Sketchy digital pencil drawing that starts with 8:40-9am. Lately I’ve had a pretty bad morning cough. I can hear my downstairs neighbor sneeze. I’m sure he can hear me coughing too.
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Gays stay winning
Screenshot of a photograph of a newspaper page in a window with the headline “103 year old crapper a main attraction in nearby Gays”. There is text on the bottom that says “Two story outhouses were a thing and one is standing in Illinois”.
January 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Its coming to GET YOU
Hands outstretched meme
January 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Finally hung up my mini prints from @nimasprout.bsky.social 🥰
Four small square print illustrations of colorful mushroom houses on either side of a larger mushroom frame.
January 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I did it im a new years lemon piglet guy now
Photo of a lemon cut to resemble a pig. It has four toothpick legs, curly aluminum foil tail, cloves for eyes, and is holding a penny in its mouth.
January 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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They call me
Photo of a movie theatre marquee sign that reads wicked babygirl nosferatu.
January 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM