Loving a band & being friends with them is fun & cool but now im head over fucking heels for their bassist & like... its so embarrassing??
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Loving a band & being friends with them is fun & cool but now im head over fucking heels for their bassist & like... its so embarrassing??
Hey so should I tell my new roommates im a HUGE fan of their band & saw them for the first time 15 fking years ago or??
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Hey so should I tell my new roommates im a HUGE fan of their band & saw them for the first time 15 fking years ago or??
GIDEON & MUGSHOT. GIDEON & MUGSHOT AT MY FAVORITE VENUE. GIDEON & MUGSHOT AT MY FAVORITE VENUE THAT MY MANS (& me if I bring him with) DOESNT PAY FOR DRINKS AT. SCREAMING.
February 7, 2026 at 8:36 AM
GIDEON & MUGSHOT. GIDEON & MUGSHOT AT MY FAVORITE VENUE. GIDEON & MUGSHOT AT MY FAVORITE VENUE THAT MY MANS (& me if I bring him with) DOESNT PAY FOR DRINKS AT. SCREAMING.
You will live & you will make mistakes & say the wrong things "all the time" but some people will still love you anyway & maybe even love you more for it
February 7, 2026 at 8:31 AM
You will live & you will make mistakes & say the wrong things "all the time" but some people will still love you anyway & maybe even love you more for it
This hyper independence shit ain't for the weak my whole body hurts, i need more adderal & caffeine, & im not even done hauling my shit downstairs into the living room let alone into the truck. Fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
This hyper independence shit ain't for the weak my whole body hurts, i need more adderal & caffeine, & im not even done hauling my shit downstairs into the living room let alone into the truck. Fuck.
GET U A MAN WHO ENCOURAGES YOU TO BUY URSELF SWORDS & DAGGERS
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 AM
GET U A MAN WHO ENCOURAGES YOU TO BUY URSELF SWORDS & DAGGERS
Finally got to see a video of where im moving into on sunday & its not as big as I thought but its still a massive upgrade & the closet is KILLER & HUGE.
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Finally got to see a video of where im moving into on sunday & its not as big as I thought but its still a massive upgrade & the closet is KILLER & HUGE.
I found a fresh fuckin quarter of weed in the parking lot at my corner store today im gonna buy a lottery ticket
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I found a fresh fuckin quarter of weed in the parking lot at my corner store today im gonna buy a lottery ticket
Get you a man who will leave the bathroom door open while he showers so he can sing to you
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Get you a man who will leave the bathroom door open while he showers so he can sing to you
Got to see my best fuckin girl tonight (friends for like 17 fuckin years) & she wasnt weird & jealous about the guy I was with!! Imagine that!!
January 25, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Got to see my best fuckin girl tonight (friends for like 17 fuckin years) & she wasnt weird & jealous about the guy I was with!! Imagine that!!
Seeing an adventurous dude is so wild. What do you mean you found out theres a hot spring in the next town over & we're going tonight when its 6 degrees out?? you just now decided this? & organized everything & booked it?
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Seeing an adventurous dude is so wild. What do you mean you found out theres a hot spring in the next town over & we're going tonight when its 6 degrees out?? you just now decided this? & organized everything & booked it?
Im so fuckin sweaty& gross & my hair is so greasy but my whole job today is "return to hot girl" & I am so excited
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Im so fuckin sweaty& gross & my hair is so greasy but my whole job today is "return to hot girl" & I am so excited
Just filed my divorce papers!! you can do it online now?? It costs $260
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Just filed my divorce papers!! you can do it online now?? It costs $260
HE BOUGHT ME A MOTHMAN STUFFED ANIMAL BC I KEEP FORGETTING TO BRING MY FCKIN BAT WHEN I STAY AT HIS HOUSE AHHHH
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
HE BOUGHT ME A MOTHMAN STUFFED ANIMAL BC I KEEP FORGETTING TO BRING MY FCKIN BAT WHEN I STAY AT HIS HOUSE AHHHH
Got the spare bedroom unfucked in like a day & a half! Just need to get a bed & i'll have my own bedroom for the first time in like 10 years! Theres no storage space in this gd house so theres still a bunch of shit in there but its looking liveable!
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Got the spare bedroom unfucked in like a day & a half! Just need to get a bed & i'll have my own bedroom for the first time in like 10 years! Theres no storage space in this gd house so theres still a bunch of shit in there but its looking liveable!
Moving back into my house today bc I cant stay at work anymore pray 4 meeee
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Moving back into my house today bc I cant stay at work anymore pray 4 meeee
Ayo I gotta figure out how to be a girlfriend again?? Wack.
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Ayo I gotta figure out how to be a girlfriend again?? Wack.
Yooo just found a full pouch of vodka in my jacket pocket!!
December 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Yooo just found a full pouch of vodka in my jacket pocket!!
My nominee for most whimsical white boy doesnt fuck with matching Christmas pajamas & i think thats whats gonna cost him the title unfortunately
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My nominee for most whimsical white boy doesnt fuck with matching Christmas pajamas & i think thats whats gonna cost him the title unfortunately
What i had in mind was what you held against me.
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What i had in mind was what you held against me.
Do you wanna get mad about how your feelings wont change the world? Do you wanna get mad about saying nothing, being nothing? be with someone else.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Do you wanna get mad about how your feelings wont change the world? Do you wanna get mad about saying nothing, being nothing? be with someone else.
DUDE i just realized this is my first medicated Christmas. Its an absolute shit show of emotion with everything going on but I don't care bc I have enough adderal & benzos to kill a fuckin HORSE. Im on an SSRI too like you cannot ruin my day if you tried
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
DUDE i just realized this is my first medicated Christmas. Its an absolute shit show of emotion with everything going on but I don't care bc I have enough adderal & benzos to kill a fuckin HORSE. Im on an SSRI too like you cannot ruin my day if you tried
The feminine urge to show up to his house with duct tape & four 40s & force him to play Edward 40 hands on Christmas with me
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The feminine urge to show up to his house with duct tape & four 40s & force him to play Edward 40 hands on Christmas with me
I forgot how funny it can be to have cable. Commercials are fucking WEIRD & I just woke up to SPACE JAM.
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I forgot how funny it can be to have cable. Commercials are fucking WEIRD & I just woke up to SPACE JAM.
Someone just gave me half a pack of cigarettes & told me to keep on keeping on
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Someone just gave me half a pack of cigarettes & told me to keep on keeping on