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Ah but remember, I CANT HAVE 35 pencils this year because the economy is so goddamn great. Only 2 pencils. 😡.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ah but remember, I CANT HAVE 35 pencils this year because the economy is so goddamn great. Only 2 pencils. 😡.
That’s because Drunk Pete is loving, playing his real life video game, which is….”oh man, let’s blow some shit up”
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
That’s because Drunk Pete is loving, playing his real life video game, which is….”oh man, let’s blow some shit up”
TOGETHER, yes, we all voted AGAINST OrangeShitler… but don’t forget, we are powerless against someone like Elmo Musk, when he uses millions of dollars to throw the election and uses his goon HACKERS to throw the election. 🗳️
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
TOGETHER, yes, we all voted AGAINST OrangeShitler… but don’t forget, we are powerless against someone like Elmo Musk, when he uses millions of dollars to throw the election and uses his goon HACKERS to throw the election. 🗳️
I’m surprised that Orange dotard hasn’t invited David Duke to the administration, THATS WHO TH3Y ARE NOW! All fascists.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m surprised that Orange dotard hasn’t invited David Duke to the administration, THATS WHO TH3Y ARE NOW! All fascists.
He can join Kid Rawk and Ted Nugget, have a few BudLights, and then perform Human Centipede on each other…. MAGA-NAZI SCUM.
August 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
He can join Kid Rawk and Ted Nugget, have a few BudLights, and then perform Human Centipede on each other…. MAGA-NAZI SCUM.
Dean’s just tryin to get his NUT,
a cartoon character from south park sitting on a stool with the word sweet below him
ALT: a cartoon character from south park sitting on a stool with the word sweet below him
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August 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Dean’s just tryin to get his NUT,
The one thing South Park got wrong was… vans with “ice” decals. It should have been rented U-Hauls, unmarked SUVs… ya know-illegal as f*ck operations.
August 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The one thing South Park got wrong was… vans with “ice” decals. It should have been rented U-Hauls, unmarked SUVs… ya know-illegal as f*ck operations.
Don’t let kristi noem anywhere near this sweet pup.
August 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Don’t let kristi noem anywhere near this sweet pup.
So, will we have president JD Bowman before Christmas time? 🤣
July 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So, will we have president JD Bowman before Christmas time? 🤣
What’s that famous line from a movie? “BOY, you sure got an ugly mouth”
He certainly does.
He certainly does.
July 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What’s that famous line from a movie? “BOY, you sure got an ugly mouth”
He certainly does.
He certainly does.
Bing-fucking-go.
July 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Bing-fucking-go.
He’s being used by smarter people, and by people who are MORE hateful than he is…
July 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He’s being used by smarter people, and by people who are MORE hateful than he is…
We need more republicans to oversleep and somehow miss their alarm clock ⏰… therefore missing their chance to vote. It’s called pulling a Garbarino.
July 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
We need more republicans to oversleep and somehow miss their alarm clock ⏰… therefore missing their chance to vote. It’s called pulling a Garbarino.
It’s called white supremacy white…
July 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It’s called white supremacy white…
Dear god, the poor person that has to wash his white pillow cases…. Orange stains everywhere like a Maybelline cosmetic jack-knife pig carcasses strewn across the highway… clean up on aisle 666.
July 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Dear god, the poor person that has to wash his white pillow cases…. Orange stains everywhere like a Maybelline cosmetic jack-knife pig carcasses strewn across the highway… clean up on aisle 666.
His “bottom” is Sean Hannity.
July 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
His “bottom” is Sean Hannity.
Spray it on a couch, and JD Bowman will start humpin it.
a bald man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt and a blue tie .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt and a blue tie .
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July 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Spray it on a couch, and JD Bowman will start humpin it.
“Ethics”. Ha ha ha ha, MAGA don’t give a flying f**k
July 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Ethics”. Ha ha ha ha, MAGA don’t give a flying f**k
Cruelty is the point. The GOP has been high jacked by the parasite MAGA… it’s weird having front row seats to the fucking END of America. I was never expecting this.
July 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Cruelty is the point. The GOP has been high jacked by the parasite MAGA… it’s weird having front row seats to the fucking END of America. I was never expecting this.
If Rump pissed his pants and fell down QatarForceOne…they would all do the same the very next day. What a cult of twatwaffles.
June 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If Rump pissed his pants and fell down QatarForceOne…they would all do the same the very next day. What a cult of twatwaffles.
Don’t forget syphilis brain….
June 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Don’t forget syphilis brain….
Orange twatwaffle thinks he came up with the word GROCERIES as well. He’s lived in a bubble of stupidity his entire life…. with enablers pushing him along.
June 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Orange twatwaffle thinks he came up with the word GROCERIES as well. He’s lived in a bubble of stupidity his entire life…. with enablers pushing him along.
They know that the GOP base is f’king ignorant, so they feed them bullshit.
June 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They know that the GOP base is f’king ignorant, so they feed them bullshit.
Parade planners don’t even respect Rump…. What a fucking funeral. 😂
June 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Parade planners don’t even respect Rump…. What a fucking funeral. 😂