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muttposter.bsky.social
sickly sopping wet creature
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putting these signs up in my enclosure :333
August 31, 2023 at 8:55 PM
lesbian dracula fanfic written by Clam Stroker
August 30, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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listen, buddy, if this bitch of a life has taught me one thing, its this: either get frotting or get rotting
August 26, 2023 at 12:11 AM
simply being a girl who is a little bit dog with it has exponentially improved my life
August 24, 2023 at 5:38 PM
this art speaks to me
August 23, 2023 at 9:22 PM
my coworkers have the temperature of our office set so low im shivering :ccc
August 23, 2023 at 8:35 PM
what if dennis prager stopped doing the pragerU shit and started wearing a cartoon little boy outfit with a propellor hat, and just went around fucking with people and shooting rocks at car windows with a slingshot

dennis the menace
August 23, 2023 at 4:19 PM
me
August 22, 2023 at 5:27 PM
i did not have “mom makes comments on my boob growth in a hardware store” on my bingo sheet for today
August 20, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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when furries drive somewhere to hook up, its not called Makeout Point. its called Knotting Hill.
August 20, 2023 at 5:16 PM
she be jolly on my roger til im plundered
August 19, 2023 at 3:36 AM
i almost exploded this car a couple days ago
August 16, 2023 at 8:26 PM
im smokin that weed that turns u into a dog.,.,,…

puffin the puppy pack.,,,..,,

its hard to hold joint with paws,,,,
August 11, 2023 at 12:59 AM
if u were in a public park, how many geese do u think u could decapitate with hedge clippers before someone tried to physically stop you?
August 10, 2023 at 8:50 PM
i wanna get “woof” tattooed on my wrist
August 10, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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So... is there a Mrs. Hands?
August 6, 2023 at 11:48 PM
i think eating chinese food out of a doggy bowl would fix me (this is the closest thing i have to a doggy bowl and it didnt work 😔)
July 28, 2023 at 10:02 PM
autistic frontman of a KISS cover band call him Gene Stimmons
July 28, 2023 at 3:57 PM
i hurt my paw in the pit ;w;
July 26, 2023 at 6:05 PM
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my boyfriend always knows im about to cum cause i start sounding like courage the cowardly dog telling murial about a vampire
July 26, 2023 at 1:12 AM
big day for girlstink enjoyers

im not gonna elaborate why
July 25, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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ooga booga I'm a cavewoman
July 25, 2023 at 4:00 AM
ADVANCED TACTICS
July 24, 2023 at 7:27 PM
incredibly worried that at some point my landlord is gonna look through my little basement window and see me just scurrying around with my tits out, but i refuse to shut the blinds because i love natural light
July 24, 2023 at 6:55 PM