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Matthias Bergmann; friendly neighborhood ANTI-FASCIST 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
@muttgoalie1909.bsky.social
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He/him, trans man, writer, artist, aro/ace gay nerd w/AuDHD 🖤💛 Diehard, long-suffering Borussia Dortmund fan/Azzurri supporter. 🇮🇹 💙 Leftist, anti-fascist
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Welcome to winter, bitches
A selfie of my sorry ass standing in front of a snowy landscape at dusk; the entire landscape is covered in snow with the exception of the river running behind me. I'm decked out in a jacket with numerous pins and patches on it, wearing a scarf of the style usually sported by football/soccer fans which covering up the bottom half of my face, and a black and yellow striped beanie hat. Snow is still falling, partially dusting me in this picture, and let's be real, I guarantee nobody's reading this alt text but I am committed to including it in every picture I post so here you go LOL
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Since I didn't get to do jack for Halloween other than watching Nightmare Before Christmas (my time-honored tradition that I will literally never give up), have this "selfie" instead
My sorry ass wearing a Spider-man mask underneath a backwards baseball cap and a jacket with numerous pins on it, flipping the bird because why not
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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The text simply reads, "It hurt itself in its confusion"; a screenshot most likely of an early Pokemon game caption
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Edited it a bit to highlight all the most important parts for anyone to share with MAGA voters who will almost certainly pretend like this shit isn't wildly illegal and can't be bothered to read the whole thing
26 U.S. Code § 7217 - Prohibition on executive branch influence over taxpayer audits and other investigations U.S. Code Notes prev | next (a)Prohibition It shall be unlawful for any applicable person to request, directly or indirectly, any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service to conduct or terminate an audit or other investigation of any particular taxpayer with respect to the tax liability of such taxpayer. (b)Reporting requirement Any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service receiving any request prohibited by subsection (a) shall report the receipt of such request to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration. (c)Exceptions Subsection (a) shall not apply to any written request made— (1)to an applicable person by or on behalf of the taxpayer and forwarded by such applicable person to the Internal Revenue Service; (2)by an applicable person for disclosure of return or return information under section 6103 if such request is made in accordance with the requirements of such section; or (3)by the Secretary of the Treasury as a consequence of the implementation of a change in tax policy. (d)Penalty Any person who willfully violates subsection (a) or fails to report under subsection (b) shall be punished upon conviction by a fine in any amount not exceeding $5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution. (e)Applicable person For purposes of this section, the term “applicable person” means— (1)the President, the Vice President, any employee of the executive office of the President, and any employee of the executive office of the Vice President; and (2)any individual (other than the Attorney General of the United States) serving in a position specified in section 5312 of title 5, United States Code. The screenshot has been slightly edited to highlight the most relevant bits for the MAGA voters who need more than one hint to understand how all of this shit is illegal.
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day and the most heartfelt "fuck you" to the dead genocide guy
A picture of a Native American woman smirking and flipping the bird; the caption reads "This Monday, don't forget: Fuck Christopher Columbus".
October 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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A picture of Dick Van Dyke dressed as a Mary Poppins character, simply captioned "Unsolicited Dick Pic".
October 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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A picture of Nelson from The Simpsons (a yellow-skinned, brown-haired boy wearing a red shirt and blue vest), pointing and laughing. A speech bubble simply says "HA HA".
October 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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A picture of text on a dark blue background that is supposed to resemble White House stationery: the text reads "Autism Action Plan" and the words "Keep existing" underneath it, with an emoji of an upraised middle finger, because fuck Trump.
September 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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A statue of a man with glowing eyes, holding a dodgeball.
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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A man standing in a crowd, hands on his waist, looking disappointed
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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"And for the agents to constantly hear that they are unwanted, that people in society hate what they’re doing, that they will go down in history as kidnappers and collaborators, I think that gets to them psychologically.”

GOOD
A picture of Grumpy Cat (a small, light-skinned cat with dark brown ears and dark circles around her eyes), simply captioned "GOOD".
August 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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A set of hands washing a pair of eyeballs under a running faucet
August 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Gonna take a moment to shout out the previous owner(s) of my Super Nintendo AND of my OG Playstation; whoever you were, you took good care of these consoles, they both look like I just pulled them out of the box and for that, I salute you 🫡
A picture of a first-generation PlayStation (with a controller sitting atop the console, and a memory card sticking out over the "player 1" controller slot), and a Super Nintendo with a copy of "Yoshi's Island" sticking out of the cartridge slot (also with a controller sitting nearby). Both are sitting atop a small wooden table; neither shows signs of yellowing like older consoles that were not treated as well tend to show. The previous owners of these consoles clearly took care of them, and for that, I salute them.
August 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I know I've asked this question before but come on, Ramazzotti can't fucking sing
A meme of Bernie Sanders, who appears to be saying "I am once again asking who thought it was a good idea to give Eros Ramazzotti a recording contract"
August 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Hey, autistic trans guy struggling to find work and looking for help with food and other bills. Need $50 to cover food for the week; I have no other form of income and really need the help right now #MutualAid #HelpSky

Here's a cat for your time

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A long-haired gray cat sleeping on a bed
July 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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New character alert: meet Vincenzo (AKA "Batshit Battisti" by people who don't value their own lives)
A digital art piece of a man standing in front of a police lineup wall. The man is tall, lightly tan-skinned, with pale, dirty blond hair that is spiked up on top and buzzed on the sides. His right eye is bright blue and his left eye is bright green. He is clad in a black tank top, red suspenders, a brown belt (with a silver buckle), black pinstriped dress pants, black dress shoes, and finger-less red gloves, with a gold chain around his neck and a gold watch on his left wrist. He has numerous tattoos; a black and white target on his left shoulder, a stylized orange fox on his left shoulder, three black bands across his right bicep (with the number "07.22.81" inscribed in the middle band), a tattoo of a pocketwatch (the "chain" appears to be wrapped around his arm) surrounded by stars and dark blue coloring on his lower right forearm, and a styled tattoo of a red devil and pitchforks on his upper right forearm. He also has six visible scars across his left chest and neck area that resemble old stab wounds, and a long scar that runs down the left side of his face. He holds a silenced pistol in his right hand and a silver-handled switchblade in his left; he stares out at the viewer with a somewhat deranged, snarling expression on his face, as if he's going to attack the viewer. The man's nickname is not "Batshit Battisti" for nothing.
July 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Tonight's soundtrack to my art making. RIP, you fucking legend
A picture of a hand holding up an old vinyl record cover; in particular a copy of Ozzy Osbourne's "Blizzard Of Ozz" album. There's a computer monitor in the background of the art piece I am currently working on (which will get a post of its own, complete with alt text, when I finish it)
July 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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A picture of Alice from "Alice in Wonderland"; a blonde-haired, blue eyed girl in a blue and white dress, lying on her back and pointing upwards with a grin on her face. The caption simply reads "Check out this cunt".
July 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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A retro-styled image that simply reads "Yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes"
July 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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A drawing of a severely overweight leopard sitting on a chair, dropping tablets of Alka-Seltzer into a glass of water; presumably to cure himself of the heartburn caused by all the faces he ate.
July 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Artist! Repost with your evil art

(this is an older piece bit I still think it holds up)
A digital art piece of a man standing in front of a window; the man is pale skinned, with white-blond hair and silver eyes (partially obscured by a pair of glasses), clad in a black dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a dark red tie and a white waistcoat, white dress pants, and a silver watch. He is holding a pistol in his right hand and scowling at something out of the picture, as if he's about to use that gun on somebody. Lightning flashes in the window behind him, creating an ominous appearance as the rest of him is in shadow. He gives off an appearance of being the last man you want to piss off.
June 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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FINALLY finished my Pride 2025 piece: "The Boys Of Summer"

Yes, I named it after the Don Henley song. No, I regret nothing except how long it took to finish 🙃 But hey, I finished it before the end of the month. Happy Pride, motherfuckers 🏳️‍🌈
A digital art piece of two men lying on a beach; one is a lighter-skinned, medium-but-well-built man with long black hair (tied back with a red band) and blue-green eyes, clad in nothing but a pair of turquoise shorts patterned with sky blue splotches and two bracelets; the other is a bigger, also well-built man with red hair that is brushed back on top and buzz faded on the sides, with a similarly-colored beard and thick body hair, a tattoo on the right side of his chest of a bear paw tattoo (in particular the paw on the gay bear flag tattoo), clad in nothing but a pair of dark gray shorts with a red spike pattern running up the legs. The two are lying on two towels; one of them orange with yellow stars on it, the other a dark blue with horizontal white stripes. A pair of gray and red flip flops lay on the sand beside the black-haired man. The red-haired one has his right arm wrapped around the black-haired man's shoulders. The black-haired one is looking at the red-haired man, his eyebrow raised and a questioning look on his face, while the red-haired man is looking at the black-haired one with a very suggestive look on his face, and you just know what these two are going to get up to off-camera. Happy Pride 2025.
June 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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A picture of a neon retro-style graphic, simply captioned "YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES"
June 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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A picture of the sun rising over what appears to be molten lava (but almost certainly isn't); the sky is red, the whole picture just LOOKS hot, and the caption reads, "To all the people who complained it was too cold during winter, are you fucking happy now".
June 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A picture of some fancy signage that reads, "You are cordially invited to eat a bag of dicks", because this racist piece of shit needs to go eat a bag of dicks.
June 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM