Chris from Canada 🇨🇦
@mutterfly.bsky.social
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'And the meek shall inherit the earth', because by that point in time it will be resource stripped & the rich won't want it anymore.
You got to know that if Trump can't run for president a third term, he's going to run for VP and then take over JD's(?) position if he can, trying to access the presidency again that way.
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
You got to know that if Trump can't run for president a third term, he's going to run for VP and then take over JD's(?) position if he can, trying to access the presidency again that way.
And remember folks, it's only available for a limited time.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
And remember folks, it's only available for a limited time.
Thought experiment or not, I'm sorry #Schrodinger, but you've obviously never owned a cat before.
a cat is laying in a cardboard box and looking up at the camera
ALT: a cat is laying in a cardboard box and looking up at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Thought experiment or not, I'm sorry #Schrodinger, but you've obviously never owned a cat before.
I love stupid internet ads.
"There's a reason my name is known in every single corner of the known universe..." (who's this guy?)
Or Kevin O'Leary, "Start earning passive income immediately but don't be fooled by..."
Okay I won't (clicks 'Skip')
"There's a reason my name is known in every single corner of the known universe..." (who's this guy?)
Or Kevin O'Leary, "Start earning passive income immediately but don't be fooled by..."
Okay I won't (clicks 'Skip')
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I love stupid internet ads.
"There's a reason my name is known in every single corner of the known universe..." (who's this guy?)
Or Kevin O'Leary, "Start earning passive income immediately but don't be fooled by..."
Okay I won't (clicks 'Skip')
"There's a reason my name is known in every single corner of the known universe..." (who's this guy?)
Or Kevin O'Leary, "Start earning passive income immediately but don't be fooled by..."
Okay I won't (clicks 'Skip')
Yesterday around 11:00 a.m. my phone told me it was my birthday and I'm like, WHAT?
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Yesterday around 11:00 a.m. my phone told me it was my birthday and I'm like, WHAT?
I keep thinking I'm in an alternate universe every time I open a menu in a restaurant these days.$$$
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I keep thinking I'm in an alternate universe every time I open a menu in a restaurant these days.$$$
I don't care if it's 'maple bacon musk', why are you sprain yourself with it in an elevator?
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I don't care if it's 'maple bacon musk', why are you sprain yourself with it in an elevator?
How come Donald Trump's 'Great Wall' is sooo much smaller than the one in China?
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
How come Donald Trump's 'Great Wall' is sooo much smaller than the one in China?
Why I don't respond to chats.
January 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Why I don't respond to chats.
Why are people in the movies so adamant about using flashlights when they're being chased or hiding in the dark?
a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a chair making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a chair making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Why are people in the movies so adamant about using flashlights when they're being chased or hiding in the dark?
'And the meek shall inherit the earth' simply means that hobos would fit right in in the aftermath of an apocalypse.
a man with a beard and suspenders is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man with a beard and suspenders is standing in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
'And the meek shall inherit the earth' simply means that hobos would fit right in in the aftermath of an apocalypse.
Love is a four legged word, just ask any SHEEEEP.
a white goat is standing in a grassy field and smiling at the camera .
ALT: a white goat is standing in a grassy field and smiling at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Love is a four legged word, just ask any SHEEEEP.
A dead cat would flop around in a box, alive one would try and balance itself & hiss. Take that #Schrodinger.
a close up of a cat licking its paw on a white surface .
ALT: a close up of a cat licking its paw on a white surface .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A dead cat would flop around in a box, alive one would try and balance itself & hiss. Take that #Schrodinger.
It would be nice if they rounded up all these disgusting 'elitist predators' at the same time. It just seems like so much breadcrumbing to placate the masses.
UK police say comedian Russell Brand charged with two more sex offences reut.rs/4awuZi7
UK police say comedian Russell Brand charged with two more sex offences
British police said on Tuesday that comedian Russell Brand had been charged with a new count of rape and another of sexual assault.
reut.rs
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It would be nice if they rounded up all these disgusting 'elitist predators' at the same time. It just seems like so much breadcrumbing to placate the masses.
'Brains' are now standard on an Organ donor consent form' because, you know, MAGA.
This and the probable eventuality of a zombie apocalypse.
I guess if you combined the two that would produce some kind of 'super zombie'.
This and the probable eventuality of a zombie apocalypse.
I guess if you combined the two that would produce some kind of 'super zombie'.
a man wearing a red hat that says " make america great again " sticking out his tongue
ALT: a man wearing a red hat that says " make america great again " sticking out his tongue
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
'Brains' are now standard on an Organ donor consent form' because, you know, MAGA.
This and the probable eventuality of a zombie apocalypse.
I guess if you combined the two that would produce some kind of 'super zombie'.
This and the probable eventuality of a zombie apocalypse.
I guess if you combined the two that would produce some kind of 'super zombie'.
Donald Trump isn't just the world's biggest ho, he's a 'quid pro quo ho', with a little, tiny, 'h'.
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Donald Trump isn't just the world's biggest ho, he's a 'quid pro quo ho', with a little, tiny, 'h'.
I guess that's what happens when you're ketamine fueled. www.space.com/space-explor...
A SpaceX Starlink satellite is tumbling and falling out of space after partial breakup in orbit
An anomaly led to loss of contact with the satellite and "the release of a small number of trackable low relative velocity objects."
www.space.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I guess that's what happens when you're ketamine fueled. www.space.com/space-explor...
#TrumpMovies
There are going to be some very very unflattering movies produced about Donald Trump over the next 10 years.
There are going to be some very very unflattering movies produced about Donald Trump over the next 10 years.
a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a popcorn box
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media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
#TrumpMovies
There are going to be some very very unflattering movies produced about Donald Trump over the next 10 years.
There are going to be some very very unflattering movies produced about Donald Trump over the next 10 years.
'The Donald Trump Pre-Memorial Corrections Facility' is actually just a clinic where they have no other option but to lobotomize people.
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
'The Donald Trump Pre-Memorial Corrections Facility' is actually just a clinic where they have no other option but to lobotomize people.
Dear people advertising clothing items in Facebook Marketplace, please put sizes right in the title & stop wasting everybody's time.
Thank you. 😉
Thank you. 😉
two men in blue shirts are looking at a laptop computer
ALT: two men in blue shirts are looking at a laptop computer
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Dear people advertising clothing items in Facebook Marketplace, please put sizes right in the title & stop wasting everybody's time.
Thank you. 😉
Thank you. 😉
The local convalescent caregivers park on the street rather than in the parking lot so they can smoke on breaks. The adjacent Rotary building folks have few places to park as it is.
Why hire so many smokers as caregivers when they can't even take care of themselves properly, much less our aged?
Why hire so many smokers as caregivers when they can't even take care of themselves properly, much less our aged?
a logo for the rotary international organization with the number 16 on it
ALT: a logo for the rotary international organization with the number 16 on it
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The local convalescent caregivers park on the street rather than in the parking lot so they can smoke on breaks. The adjacent Rotary building folks have few places to park as it is.
Why hire so many smokers as caregivers when they can't even take care of themselves properly, much less our aged?
Why hire so many smokers as caregivers when they can't even take care of themselves properly, much less our aged?
'And the meek shall inherit the earth', because by that point in time it will be resource stripped & the rich won't want it anymore.
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
'And the meek shall inherit the earth', because by that point in time it will be resource stripped & the rich won't want it anymore.
What is with #Amazon suspending my account 10 days early, and why are they trying to take money out of my account 10 days before the due date.
And that's not even mentioning the fact that the funds are available in the account that they draw from.
Wierdos.
#CancelPrimeNow
And that's not even mentioning the fact that the funds are available in the account that they draw from.
Wierdos.
#CancelPrimeNow
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What is with #Amazon suspending my account 10 days early, and why are they trying to take money out of my account 10 days before the due date.
And that's not even mentioning the fact that the funds are available in the account that they draw from.
Wierdos.
#CancelPrimeNow
And that's not even mentioning the fact that the funds are available in the account that they draw from.
Wierdos.
#CancelPrimeNow
Sometimes I feel 16, sometimes I feel a hundred, depends on the day.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Sometimes I feel 16, sometimes I feel a hundred, depends on the day.
Redundant dimwittery.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Redundant dimwittery.