Mutmutmuters
@mutmutmuters.bsky.social
he/him - boring as hell - 90% of my camera roll is screenshots of my alarms. 🔞
Starts a slow clap “get that ink…..get that ink!”
January 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Starts a slow clap “get that ink…..get that ink!”
That is fucking rude. “Hey buddy, pal, yo my guy….there’s a line here.”
January 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
That is fucking rude. “Hey buddy, pal, yo my guy….there’s a line here.”
Biggest of moods. I work from home most of the time and I’m still late. The way time passes when you’re in that post first alarm haze of non existence is damn rude.
January 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Biggest of moods. I work from home most of the time and I’m still late. The way time passes when you’re in that post first alarm haze of non existence is damn rude.
“Hwhy yesssss papa. Actually you may. Might I trouble you for a chilled glass of orange juice hwhenst you have a moment. Please and thank you”
January 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Hwhy yesssss papa. Actually you may. Might I trouble you for a chilled glass of orange juice hwhenst you have a moment. Please and thank you”
You absolutely CAN do this skill wise, but also I’d for sure ask if you are interested in the printing more than the painting….and then remind you you have access to so many printers already. I have no self control and you should get to benefit from it.
December 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM
You absolutely CAN do this skill wise, but also I’d for sure ask if you are interested in the printing more than the painting….and then remind you you have access to so many printers already. I have no self control and you should get to benefit from it.
I bet you’d be jacked as fuck if you built a barn and had some horses to wrangle….
December 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I bet you’d be jacked as fuck if you built a barn and had some horses to wrangle….
Boooo!!!! give it to me because I’m full on hot mess express right now anyway so I don’t think added anxiety is moving my needle any. There’s gotta be a way.
December 14, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Boooo!!!! give it to me because I’m full on hot mess express right now anyway so I don’t think added anxiety is moving my needle any. There’s gotta be a way.
Full gremlin in protest and insist the nog is too dry. And when they ask what that even means because there is no nog, hit them with the “I know right? Trying to play chess on a checkers board.” and then moonwalk out the door
December 12, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Full gremlin in protest and insist the nog is too dry. And when they ask what that even means because there is no nog, hit them with the “I know right? Trying to play chess on a checkers board.” and then moonwalk out the door
Oh my god the trauma is real on that one. Mine was something along the lines of “wow, your voice is so…..big…like an opera singer”.
December 8, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Oh my god the trauma is real on that one. Mine was something along the lines of “wow, your voice is so…..big…like an opera singer”.
I don’t want to like this post because the world needs your degenerate ideas now more than ever, but see bort skeet, like bort skeet.
December 7, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I don’t want to like this post because the world needs your degenerate ideas now more than ever, but see bort skeet, like bort skeet.
Bort has a custom feed thing. I’m not 100% sure on what’s being shown or included within the context of your question, but I know there was some back and forth during the creation of it to get the criteria right for what they wanted.
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Bort has a custom feed thing. I’m not 100% sure on what’s being shown or included within the context of your question, but I know there was some back and forth during the creation of it to get the criteria right for what they wanted.
Growing and motherfuckin’ changing. Brain getting used to shooting electricity down the “get shit done” pathway or some shit. You’re crushing it. And by it I mean existence.
December 1, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Growing and motherfuckin’ changing. Brain getting used to shooting electricity down the “get shit done” pathway or some shit. You’re crushing it. And by it I mean existence.
You should ask her out. Shoot your shot. Life is too short.
November 29, 2024 at 9:40 PM
You should ask her out. Shoot your shot. Life is too short.
In the flexing mirror?
November 22, 2024 at 4:48 PM
In the flexing mirror?
I also fully intended to reflect on the actual content of your post with regard to being able to collect enough other skills to be able to change careers instead veering off and then never coming back, but I ran out of characters and then my brain shut down. So I am very sorry for that.
November 18, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I also fully intended to reflect on the actual content of your post with regard to being able to collect enough other skills to be able to change careers instead veering off and then never coming back, but I ran out of characters and then my brain shut down. So I am very sorry for that.
Agreed! I’ve been doing flavors of the same thing for 20 years now and desperately need a change, but can’t even work up the nerve to look at other types of jobs let alone apply. I don’t know what the brain setting is that makes it possible, but I don’t have it or at least can’t find it in the menu
November 18, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Agreed! I’ve been doing flavors of the same thing for 20 years now and desperately need a change, but can’t even work up the nerve to look at other types of jobs let alone apply. I don’t know what the brain setting is that makes it possible, but I don’t have it or at least can’t find it in the menu
I mean, you can. Fully capable. And sometimes it’s the option, but it’s like if everything gets the scorched earth, then did anything really? And when something deserves the scorched earth, do we end up having the energy to invent something new since the old scorched is no longer the bar?
October 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I mean, you can. Fully capable. And sometimes it’s the option, but it’s like if everything gets the scorched earth, then did anything really? And when something deserves the scorched earth, do we end up having the energy to invent something new since the old scorched is no longer the bar?
A brilliant way to spend some hours on a Friday.
May 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
A brilliant way to spend some hours on a Friday.
The travel kind or the emotional kind?
May 12, 2024 at 1:33 AM
The travel kind or the emotional kind?
With capitalism fucking us all anyway, I call that exposure therapy.
April 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
With capitalism fucking us all anyway, I call that exposure therapy.
I wish, so badly, that making rugs was a skill I had right now.
April 9, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I wish, so badly, that making rugs was a skill I had right now.
It’s still march for a little while….chuck the phone after.
April 1, 2024 at 2:16 AM
It’s still march for a little while….chuck the phone after.
No way. You’re hitting a rhythm. Feels like the stretching is about done and it’s time for the main event.
April 1, 2024 at 2:14 AM
No way. You’re hitting a rhythm. Feels like the stretching is about done and it’s time for the main event.
I’m so late, but I also would like to join the unit club.
November 14, 2023 at 7:35 PM
I’m so late, but I also would like to join the unit club.