Just realized that today is my 14-year machiniversary! Here’s to many more.
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just realized that today is my 14-year machiniversary! Here’s to many more.
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
In Denver to see Autechre tomorrow and I just learned that Air is performing Moon Safari in its entirety at Red Rocks on Thursday. So uhhhhhhh I guess we’re going to two concerts now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In Denver to see Autechre tomorrow and I just learned that Air is performing Moon Safari in its entirety at Red Rocks on Thursday. So uhhhhhhh I guess we’re going to two concerts now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
my mom is absolutely unhinged
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my mom is absolutely unhinged
hey guys, my birthday is coming up
just sayin
just sayin
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
hey guys, my birthday is coming up
just sayin
just sayin
I added an FAQ to my FB Marketplace listing and it still didn’t work
September 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I added an FAQ to my FB Marketplace listing and it still didn’t work
I guess they got bored of writing bullshit about millennials and how we killed napkins or whatever
September 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I guess they got bored of writing bullshit about millennials and how we killed napkins or whatever
guys, he did it again
September 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
guys, he did it again
how are people this fucking stupid
August 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
how are people this fucking stupid
resyncing the bathroom
August 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
resyncing the bathroom
update: not too bad actually
August 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
update: not too bad actually
tonight’s reading: some light libertarian fare #intelectual
August 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
tonight’s reading: some light libertarian fare #intelectual
I’ve shown “Watch For Rolling Rocks in 0.5 A Presses” to Tinder dates because I’m not a fucking coward
July 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’ve shown “Watch For Rolling Rocks in 0.5 A Presses” to Tinder dates because I’m not a fucking coward
bit late there, my dudes
July 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
bit late there, my dudes
started playing Diablo 4, pretty nice so far
July 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
started playing Diablo 4, pretty nice so far
Ah, good ol’ Facebook Marketplace. The home of good reading comprehension.
June 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ah, good ol’ Facebook Marketplace. The home of good reading comprehension.
Who is falling for this kind of stuff in the year of our Lord 2025? The phone number is from the Philippines, and…DMC? Did they mean DMV? 🧐
June 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Who is falling for this kind of stuff in the year of our Lord 2025? The phone number is from the Philippines, and…DMC? Did they mean DMV? 🧐
Holy shit, how did I not hear about Activision’s new Guitar Hero mobile game and its insane A*I announcement post
June 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Holy shit, how did I not hear about Activision’s new Guitar Hero mobile game and its insane A*I announcement post
June 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Remember that one time Obama ordered fancy mustard?
April 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Remember that one time Obama ordered fancy mustard?
Man…he’s *such* a fucking loser. God.
![Screencap of a tweet by @Grummz (an idiot) saying some dumb shit about Ubisoft paying streamers to play their new Assassin’s Creed game. Elon Musk (a Nazi) replies saying “Hasan [Abi] is a fraud.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ipjxkavwiy4rvj2roomq5nud/bafkreigunhqle2tg7m3snhgqrbiorcir4z2aiatclthqgiccokflcasgry@jpeg)
![Continuation of previous tweet thread – Elon Musk (as a reminder: Nazi) amends his previous statement by saying [Hasan] is more akin to a “sell-out.” The official Assassin’s Creed account replies asking “Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you you?” This is a reference to the well-documented phenomenon of Elon Musk being so bad at video games that he pays other people to play on his accounts on his behalf. The Assassain’s Creed reply has over 682,000 likes and Elon’s tweet has only 34,000 likes, because Elon is a fucking loser and nobody actually likes him outside of a few thousand weird incel sycophants on his insolvent white supremacist social media site with a dumb name.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ipjxkavwiy4rvj2roomq5nud/bafkreicgmatdils3a4fgga643kzjvmrgopbwe42ynqfvdezj66qrghzix4@jpeg)
March 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Man…he’s *such* a fucking loser. God.
