For reference, the party was secretly a big lesbian orgy and I just sat in the living room and played slay the spire and ate the food while they got they freak on

I saw a really stunning girl and started showing a tiny bit, and when someone tried to tease me by asking who got me riled up, I instinctively responded with "our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" then pulled out an Arizona can and offered it to her before going back to my phone

So brave

That and butter chicken................ I salivate the thought

I made really yummy chicken tacos earlier today and I ate so much of the food that when I ate shit at work I paid the price and had to go home early due to health code laws

Holy shit a wild Ella

Fill this out for me

Become the change you want to see in the world

Get freaky with it. Get absolutely crazy with it. Make your Bluesky feed so unfathomably unsafe that any manager you have would never look at you the same way.