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MutantsMichael
@mutantsmichael.bsky.social
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☭, no pasarán, death to America, 枪杆子里面出政权。

the guy from @wearethemutants.com with his third eye snapped open 24/7

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'Swallowed his tongue sometime before daylight. Lecter suggested it to him, Chilton thinks. The overnight orderly heard Lecter talking softly to Miggs. Lecter knew a lot about Miggs. He talked to him for a little while, but the overnight couldn't hear what Lecter said. Miggs was crying for a while, and then he stopped.'
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. Quote tweet of Avidreader @avidreader1000 Replying to @JoyceCarolOates Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no capacity for a normal level of appreciation. Wilt Chamberlain Reportedly Had A Quintuple-Double With 53 Points, 32 Rebounds, 14 Assists, 24 Blocks, And 11 Steals This was one of the only articles/images of this statline I could find with the proper Sixers uniform as opposed to the Lakers
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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"can I come too"
an old lady in a wheelchair at the Springfield Retirement Home rolling up to Homer and Marge
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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hilariously exploitable image of Peter Parker with a thought balloon that says, "Ohhh! I ought to be arrested for what I'm thinking!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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crisp mattman @cushbomb This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history. 10:00 AM • Jan 20, 2017
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Yes, it's another Zohran poster generator meme but this time it's the end of the chorus to "Peg" It's your favorite FOR eign movie
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Northern Virginia MAGA conservatives please be on the look out for these violent terrorists they are believed armed and dangerous
stock photo of three wine moms outdoors drinking white wine and eating salads while smiling broadly the cartoon of the middle-aged white guy in sandals and a big polo shirt from the "I just wanna grill for God's sake" meme, he's standing at the grill with a can and a form smiling slightly
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Maine’s Platner says the worst is behind him The besieged Democratic Senate candidate said he doesn’t expect more damaging social media posts to resurface. By Aaron Pellish 10/20/2025 11:22 PM EDT Henry Hill laughing
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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when they tell me it was the thoughtful craftsmanship of a sensitive Croatian tattoo artist
Jeff and Troy looking at each other like, "oh well" after seeing the Secret Trampoline Gardener's swastika tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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me when I live in Maine and have to vote for the moribund 77-year-old neoliberal as the antifascist candidate
shutterstock image that came up when I GIS'd for "demoralized": a man in a beige sweater with head in hands being comforted by his HR manager
October 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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a black and white image of the East Wing facade of the White House being demolished with an inset of a Google Translate screenshot: hello i am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks? 你好，我正在逃离美国百年来的屈辱。你能告诉我在哪里可以买到白色怪物能量饮料吗？ Nǐ hǎo, wǒ zhèngzài táolí měiguó băinián lái de qǔru. Nǐ néng gàosù wǒ zài nălǐ kěyǐ mǎi dào báisè guàiwù néngliàng yǐn liào ma?
October 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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An array of the influencers receiving thousands from the genocidal Zionist entity in a graphic titled "Israel's 8th Front War on Information in America" from user GenXGirl1994 The classic Teen Roast photoshop with such liminaries as Curbes Lurb, Cayden Aiden, Chris Chris, Colton Burpo and Mmm.... Mlurp
October 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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the bit from The Simpsons episode where Homer takes a month off beer and the barflies at Moe's react to Homer's abandonment and return with identical dead-inside (muttering)
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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come on man, what are we doing here
me searching for "sex packets" in the Pitchfork Rap Atrocity and coming up with zeroes
September 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Tintin meme edited to say "What a day, huh?" "Captain, it's noon"
September 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Trump showing off Trump Steaks, "The World's Greatest Steaks": "Now you can enjoy the same mouth-watering steaks that I serve in my restaurants... in your own home."
September 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I cannot attribute the maker of this image which is a shame; it may be AI which sucks, but it's a poster in the style of Maoist big-character posters with a giant General Mark Milley hovering over a post-revolutionary America with banners saying "PEACE" and "UNITY" and the main legend says "Long live the democratic dictatorship of the National Salvation Council under the leadership of Chairman Milley!"
September 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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that time I was working in the PBS archives and found a documentary from 1965 on the hornrim-wearing geeked-out weirdos working at Avalon Hill in the Mad Men era
MutantsMichael — 7/7/23, 7:55 AM working at the Avalon Hill offices in Maryland in 1965 and a friendly doctor from the Pentagon visits and fills up the office candy bowls with military-grade dexies
September 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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this Felix post lives rent-free in my head
George Sears 2028 Voter @ByYourLogic Dallas haters: Dallas sucks. there's nothing fun about taking the interstate system everywhere and I don't even like how every single room in the metropolitan area smells like a new Volvo Dallasheads: another day of paradise followed by a luxurious soak in an overchlorinated pool 8:40 PM • Mar 17, 2022
September 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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the cartoon figure guy from the 4th panel of the "how's it goin little man/yea" meme but he's saying "jesus fucking christ" instead
September 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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this white piece of shit, I hope he chokes and dies on these sentiments
I want to get at the right level of disagreement here. One thing for me is that in the immediate hours after somebody is murdered in public, when you see that sort of grief and horror pouring out of the people who loved him — and many people loved him — my instinct then is to just sit with them in their grief. To say: I can for this moment find some way to grieve with you, to see your friend in some version of the way you saw him.
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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with this medbed thing, it's clear there is a non-zero chance we could get Trump to retruth the time he bestowed the Presidential Podcasting Medal of Informativeness on Kevin Podcast
screenshot from Pipe Rock Theory (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzuj14hzCaw) where Kevin Podcast (Conner O'Malley) is receiving is poorly-greenscreened medal from President Trump in the Oval Office while bystanders look on proudly; Kevin is wearing his BlowJob cap and his "WHO ATE ALL THE PUSSY" Parental Advisory style shirt and is looking back at Trump while he gives him the medal
September 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM