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Mr. Morrison🍁
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My main YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLAZRNLKp1B7Ly_I_QnQYUA

One half of this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@iwillsaythistho3023

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The second-best sentence I've ever read.
A still image from my reading of The Eye of Argon, Ch. 6, with the text "'Aye! The ways of our civilization are in many ways warped and distorted, but what is your calling,' she queried, bustily?"
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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My actual answer is, of course:
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper, as portrayed by Kyle MacLachlan, on Twin Peaks.
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Quote with your model of masculinity.
My HeroForge interpretation of Grignr, from The Eye of Argon and its sequel, The Sacred Crest. He is a ripped barbarian dude with long red hair and a brown mustache, carrying a torch and a sword.
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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MITCHELL (1975) is a Christmas movie.
Joe Don Baker and John Saxon sitting in a Christmas-decorated room in the movie MITCHELL (1975).
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Hell yeah, let's get the Conquest going!
A poster of Caesar, a talking chimpanzee played by Roddy McDowell, giving his speech from the end of the film CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES: "What you have seen here today, apes on the five continents will be imitating tomorrow. Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! AND THAT DAY IS UPON YOU NOW!"
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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The best sentence I've ever read.
A still from my reading of the novel IRENE IDDESLEIGH (by Mrs. Amanda McKittrick Ros), Ch. 5, showing me and the text: "Politely offering an apology for intruding on the private little palace of Irene, who failed completely to hide her gross confusion from the keen gaze of her espoused, who never seemed to notice in the least the sudden change that swept so swiftly over her pallid cheeks at his unexpected visit, Sir John sat down." I'm making a weird face, and standing in front of a backdrop that is supposed to look like the sunroom of a Victorian mansion.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Speaking of winter horror, might I recommend the two '50s movies involving Forrest Tucker and tall mountains?
Poster for The Abominable Snowman (1957) Poster for The Trollenberg Terror, aka The Crawling Eye
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Now available on my Patreon!
Don't worry; it's not a self-harm reference. There are other planets.
A recreation of the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme from Futurama, but with me instead of Prof. Farnsworth
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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"Hello. Thanks for choosing to read my story. As you might know I have become a major Zelda fan in the last year. Ever since I played OoT I have grown a fond interest in Link."
The Pope, speaking into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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3.5 gigawatts?!
Doc Brown from BACK TO THE FUTURE, in the iconic moment where he shouts "1.21 gigawatts!?" and pronounces it like "jigawatts"
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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What does that mean? How do you know when you're old enough to wear jeans? What happens if you try to wear them at too young an age?
"During the 1950s, cheap railroad stripe overalls were worn by many young boys UNTIL THEY WERE OLD ENOUGH TO WEAR JEANS. This coincided with the popularity of train sets, and films such as The Great Locomotive Chase. At the same time, seersucker formal wear continued to be"
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The same image, with the Imperial guard asking "Hey, G, uh, did you bring the mail in yet?" K says "No" again and smacks the guard.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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First panel: K, from the show Andor, saying "Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film." Second panel: An ISB agent (from Andor) says "Uh huh? Elaborate on that." Third panel: K throws the ISB agent to his death and simply says "No."
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Either TARGETS or THE GREAT ESCAPE.
Two of the most intense, edge-of-seat watches I've ever seen, and both of them feature an iconic horror actor (Karloff, Pleasance) being adorable.
Poster for the movie TARGETS Poster for THE GREAT ESCAPE
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I alternated between costumes tonight.
Me dressed as Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit Me dressed as Davis Schneider from the Toronto Blue Jays
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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A moment from The Simpsons of Marge looking through a bag of porno magazines, enemas, condoms, and liquor, and saying "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out." Homer stands in the background, not listening.
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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If they make another Jurassic Park/World movie, I really hope the main character is this guy.
Cabot Finch, a character from the Jurassic World Evolution games. He has never appeared in any of the movies but it would be funny if he did.
October 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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You know what is pagan? This little creep.
Valentine's Day imagery, showing the Roman god Cupid (known as Eros to the Greeks) surrounded by little hearts.
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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That time I was on AEW Dynamite last year @aewontv.bsky.social
A still image from AEW Dynamite. In the foreground, Christian Cage and Adam Copeland (wearing, respectively, Boston Bruins and Toronto Maple Leads jerseys) are wrestling. Behind them in the crowd, I am visible, and I've added a white circle around my face so I can be spotted. I am cosplaying as Orange Cassidy, another wrestler who I don't think was there that night.
October 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The Washington Post in 1910. It's gotten worse since then.
A Washington Post article, headlined "Brontosaurus Still Lives", with a drawing of a sauropod dinosaur
October 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Now up on Patreon! A classic tale of obsessive revenge!
Me, wearing old-timey clothes, standing in front of an image of some barrels of wine. The title reads "The Cask of Amontillado".
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Me, today
October 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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If you're supporting me on Patreon for $5 a month or more, you can watch this week's video right now! But be warned: it is extremely scary.
A picture of me, wearing my jack-o'-lantern sweater and black coat, standing in a darkened library and looking scared. The words "Spooky Painting" appear.
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM