Just had a dream that someone tapped on the glass of my enclosure, I’m feeling ornery and violent
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just had a dream that someone tapped on the glass of my enclosure, I’m feeling ornery and violent
Damn, I can’t believe that lovable content creator #32658 got in trouble for the exact same deplorable thing as all other 32657 lovable content creators
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Damn, I can’t believe that lovable content creator #32658 got in trouble for the exact same deplorable thing as all other 32657 lovable content creators
Oh, to trade this life for that of a simplistic sea cucumber with a slug up its ass
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oh, to trade this life for that of a simplistic sea cucumber with a slug up its ass
Yeah okay this isn't even surprising anymore, everything's a goddamn homestuck reference, whatever
October 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yeah okay this isn't even surprising anymore, everything's a goddamn homestuck reference, whatever
I loved the hazbin hotel-homestuck crossover event, especially how the only crossover was the annoyingly high number of unnecessary and unfunny swears that only served to mischaracterize and take up more precious time
September 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I loved the hazbin hotel-homestuck crossover event, especially how the only crossover was the annoyingly high number of unnecessary and unfunny swears that only served to mischaracterize and take up more precious time
If i see one silksong spoiler I will raze the entire internet to a barren wasteland, by which i mean ill reply to this bleet (bluesky tweet, keep up with the lingo) with half-hearted disdainment
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If i see one silksong spoiler I will raze the entire internet to a barren wasteland, by which i mean ill reply to this bleet (bluesky tweet, keep up with the lingo) with half-hearted disdainment
Homestuck keeps repeatedly taking control of my body, putting a thinking cap on my head, scratching my chinny chin chin, and making me say “aha!” over and over and over again for every miniscule story beat
August 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Homestuck keeps repeatedly taking control of my body, putting a thinking cap on my head, scratching my chinny chin chin, and making me say “aha!” over and over and over again for every miniscule story beat
Off is a really cool game, but i can’t think of anything quirky to say about it so i guess it was a worthless experience
August 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Off is a really cool game, but i can’t think of anything quirky to say about it so i guess it was a worthless experience
With all the evil jesters Ive seen in media, if I didn’t know better I’d think jesters are humanity’s greatest threat. And I don’t know better, fuck them clowns up
August 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
With all the evil jesters Ive seen in media, if I didn’t know better I’d think jesters are humanity’s greatest threat. And I don’t know better, fuck them clowns up
Don’t worry guys, the good guys always win! Stop wasting all that time and energy on worrying and protesting, we just need to sit back and relax and everything will wrap up in a narratively satisfying way all on its own!
August 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Don’t worry guys, the good guys always win! Stop wasting all that time and energy on worrying and protesting, we just need to sit back and relax and everything will wrap up in a narratively satisfying way all on its own!
You gotta celebrate the small wins in life, like when spotify plays TV world then TV time back to back
August 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You gotta celebrate the small wins in life, like when spotify plays TV world then TV time back to back
Its pretty neat how:
A) Toby Fox is canonically John Homestuck now
B) This image went from silly nonsense to being one plausible choice away in the span of a day
A) Toby Fox is canonically John Homestuck now
B) This image went from silly nonsense to being one plausible choice away in the span of a day
August 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Its pretty neat how:
A) Toby Fox is canonically John Homestuck now
B) This image went from silly nonsense to being one plausible choice away in the span of a day
A) Toby Fox is canonically John Homestuck now
B) This image went from silly nonsense to being one plausible choice away in the span of a day
Im so brainrotted the start of the nintendo indie thing just sounds like gasters theme
August 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Im so brainrotted the start of the nintendo indie thing just sounds like gasters theme
I keep seeing guard rails when im out driving and every time i think “Ah! I could use the Charge Jump(tm) mechanic to gain a speed boost on that in Nintendo(tm)’s Mario Kart World(tm) game on the Nintendo Switch 2(tm) system!”
August 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I keep seeing guard rails when im out driving and every time i think “Ah! I could use the Charge Jump(tm) mechanic to gain a speed boost on that in Nintendo(tm)’s Mario Kart World(tm) game on the Nintendo Switch 2(tm) system!”
I picked up rain world after like a year of not playing it and was immediately reminded why i wanted to stop playing it
August 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I picked up rain world after like a year of not playing it and was immediately reminded why i wanted to stop playing it
Sugary drinks and obesity epidemics can only take my boredom so far
August 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sugary drinks and obesity epidemics can only take my boredom so far
I started reading homestuck due to my crippling deltarune addiction, and already its completely changed how i think deltarune’s story is gonna go. Deltarune has a great opportunity to go off the rails with equally confusingly rambunctious timey wimey meta bullshit, so hopefully it does that
August 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I started reading homestuck due to my crippling deltarune addiction, and already its completely changed how i think deltarune’s story is gonna go. Deltarune has a great opportunity to go off the rails with equally confusingly rambunctious timey wimey meta bullshit, so hopefully it does that
More like Cain’t and unAbel
July 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
More like Cain’t and unAbel
We say hungry, thirsty, and sleepy, so why not pissy and poopy?
July 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We say hungry, thirsty, and sleepy, so why not pissy and poopy?
The lego movie was foreshadowing deltarune
July 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The lego movie was foreshadowing deltarune
The people who are surprised that Trump is on the Epstein list are the kind of people who are surprised thats it’s their birthday when someone says happy birthday.
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The people who are surprised that Trump is on the Epstein list are the kind of people who are surprised thats it’s their birthday when someone says happy birthday.
Schrodinger’s cat wasn’t special, thats just what happens whenever you assign ownership to something. For example: my phone could either be alive or dead when i wake up in the morning, but i have no idea until i completely deconstruct my bed to figure out where in the hell it went.
July 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Schrodinger’s cat wasn’t special, thats just what happens whenever you assign ownership to something. For example: my phone could either be alive or dead when i wake up in the morning, but i have no idea until i completely deconstruct my bed to figure out where in the hell it went.
I’d like to imagine some unethical billionaire in the making watched illumination’s “The Lorax” on March 2, 2012, was thoroughly shook to their core, and decided from then on that they would liquidate all their assets and live a secluded life in the rainforest where they would feast on rare berries.
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’d like to imagine some unethical billionaire in the making watched illumination’s “The Lorax” on March 2, 2012, was thoroughly shook to their core, and decided from then on that they would liquidate all their assets and live a secluded life in the rainforest where they would feast on rare berries.
Car people always assume everyone else knows all the dumb stuff they do. Like, NO Thrashknob, I DON’T care what an “auto doiler” is, now please go back to pleasuring you’re muffler so i can forget about you until the next time you give me unsolicited advice.
July 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Car people always assume everyone else knows all the dumb stuff they do. Like, NO Thrashknob, I DON’T care what an “auto doiler” is, now please go back to pleasuring you’re muffler so i can forget about you until the next time you give me unsolicited advice.