Phil Traversa
mustard.cx
Phil Traversa
@mustard.cx
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#cybersecurity #leadersnotkings
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
...unless you're a member of US Congress, of course, where working only ~44% of the year is enough for 100% of your salary and a pension for life
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You either already know genAI is a blight on this world or are soon to find out. The enthusiasm is entirely driven by investors looking to double gains, and executives trying to double their bonuses, by reducing human capital and boiling our oceans to do it.

"95% of genAI projects fail to meet ROI"
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A History of Couches with JD Vance. More of this series from the Viss President would be nice, in Jokerman font next time
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Behold Apple Intelligence
September 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Good question, does #Exelon, #ComEd, or #PJM @pjminterconnection.bsky.social have anything to say about preferential pricing agreements for those who need discounts the least?
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Great job Melania selling your understanding of long-standing rules of decorum and respect for others. Definitely a Trump well beyond the marital name change.

"I Really Don’t Care, Do U?”
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The Dow Jones Industrial Average was roughly $11,000 on this day in 2008. Today in 2025, the DJI is trading at ~$47,000.

People searching the web for mortgage assistance today have reached levels only seen since 2008.

Markets remain at all-time highs as wealth continues its transfer upwards...
September 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If only someone could've warned farmers that voting in support of Mango Mussolini and his tariffs would have this effect...
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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