─╌ 𝕸𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄 𝓖𝐈𝐑𝐋 .ᐟ
@mustachedheroine.bsky.social
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑼𝒀, 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒
𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙎𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙈 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐒
𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝑩𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑼𝒀𝑺 ─── .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑
𝙈𝙊𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 ... 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑
𝙈𝙊𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 ... 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 .ᐟ
October 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i don't strive for truth, justice, and freedom ── i need them, so i purge the land of villainy .ᐟ
October 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i don't strive for truth, justice, and freedom ── i need them, so i purge the land of villainy .ᐟ
[ she's beat¡ng up a mafia goon 👺 ]
October 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
[ she's beat¡ng up a mafia goon 👺 ]
the payment IS getting to bcAT THEM INTO MUSH 👺
… I have an immense amount of respect for you. 😦
Why, I am the same way . 😊
Why, I am the same way . 😊
pssshttt . i don't need payment to bcat up the bad guys .ᐟ
August 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the payment IS getting to bcAT THEM INTO MUSH 👺
pssshttt . i don't need payment to bcat up the bad guys .ᐟ
Wonderful ! ✨
How much shall I pay you ? 👺
How much shall I pay you ? 👺
perfect . you got yourself a deal, then .ᐟ
August 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
pssshttt . i don't need payment to bcat up the bad guys .ᐟ
perfect . you got yourself a deal, then .ᐟ
Horrible. Awful. The worst they come.
is he a bad guy .ᐣ
August 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
perfect . you got yourself a deal, then .ᐟ
maybe . 👺
. . . Could you do this to my ex-husband ? 👺
he got bcat up, he expIoded, and i stuffed him in it . simple, i don't think it really needs much explanation . 👺
August 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
maybe . 👺
he got bcat up, he expIoded, and i stuffed him in it . simple, i don't think it really needs much explanation . 👺
Oh my… how did you even succeed in such a thing ? 😦
[ Evelyn giggles softly 😭 ]
[ Evelyn giggles softly 😭 ]
[ SHE RUNS OFF, THEN RETURNS WITH A JAR FULL OF PINKISH PURPLE GOO . it also has eyes, a mustache, and a chef's hat . ]
meet the boss of the mafia .ᐟ i put 'im in there myself . 👺
🍳 : which was RUDE .ᐟ you foul chi ──
[ SHE STARTS SHAKING HIM 💀 ]
CAN IT . 👺
meet the boss of the mafia .ᐟ i put 'im in there myself . 👺
🍳 : which was RUDE .ᐟ you foul chi ──
[ SHE STARTS SHAKING HIM 💀 ]
CAN IT . 👺
August 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
he got bcat up, he expIoded, and i stuffed him in it . simple, i don't think it really needs much explanation . 👺
[ SHE RUNS OFF, THEN RETURNS WITH A JAR FULL OF PINKISH PURPLE GOO . it also has eyes, a mustache, and a chef's hat . ]
meet the boss of the mafia .ᐟ i put 'im in there myself . 👺
🍳 : which was RUDE .ᐟ you foul chi ──
[ SHE STARTS SHAKING HIM 💀 ]
CAN IT . 👺
meet the boss of the mafia .ᐟ i put 'im in there myself . 👺
🍳 : which was RUDE .ᐟ you foul chi ──
[ SHE STARTS SHAKING HIM 💀 ]
CAN IT . 👺
Absolutely. 👺
August 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
[ SHE RUNS OFF, THEN RETURNS WITH A JAR FULL OF PINKISH PURPLE GOO . it also has eyes, a mustache, and a chef's hat . ]
meet the boss of the mafia .ᐟ i put 'im in there myself . 👺
🍳 : which was RUDE .ᐟ you foul chi ──
[ SHE STARTS SHAKING HIM 💀 ]
CAN IT . 👺
meet the boss of the mafia .ᐟ i put 'im in there myself . 👺
🍳 : which was RUDE .ᐟ you foul chi ──
[ SHE STARTS SHAKING HIM 💀 ]
CAN IT . 👺
you wanna see what one looks like .ᐣ 👺
… I — 😦
[ blink blink. ]
No, I have not …
[ blink blink. ]
No, I have not …
SO DO I .ᐟ have you tried turning 'em into mashed gooey stuff and STUFFIN' 'em in jars ── 👺
August 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
you wanna see what one looks like .ᐣ 👺
SO DO I .ᐟ have you tried turning 'em into mashed gooey stuff and STUFFIN' 'em in jars ── 👺
Oh, how I love beating up disgusting men ! I have an entire list of strategies with ways to take them down 🙂↕️
i do that to EVERY man .
especially if they STINK, wear APRONS and BLUE CLOTHING, and have PATHETIC mustaches 👺
especially if they STINK, wear APRONS and BLUE CLOTHING, and have PATHETIC mustaches 👺
August 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
SO DO I .ᐟ have you tried turning 'em into mashed gooey stuff and STUFFIN' 'em in jars ── 👺
i do that to EVERY man .
especially if they STINK, wear APRONS and BLUE CLOTHING, and have PATHETIC mustaches 👺
especially if they STINK, wear APRONS and BLUE CLOTHING, and have PATHETIC mustaches 👺
… oh ! Well, I would never do that to my brothers 💧
this is why i k ick them off of buildings 😃
[ the only men she's super familiar with is the mafia 💀 ]
[ the only men she's super familiar with is the mafia 💀 ]
August 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i do that to EVERY man .
especially if they STINK, wear APRONS and BLUE CLOTHING, and have PATHETIC mustaches 👺
especially if they STINK, wear APRONS and BLUE CLOTHING, and have PATHETIC mustaches 👺
this is why i k ick them off of buildings 😃
[ the only men she's super familiar with is the mafia 💀 ]
[ the only men she's super familiar with is the mafia 💀 ]
I could not agree more ! As if my brothers are not older than me ! 👺
very typical of boys 😤
August 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
this is why i k ick them off of buildings 😃
[ the only men she's super familiar with is the mafia 💀 ]
[ the only men she's super familiar with is the mafia 💀 ]
very typical of boys 😤
You have no write to call me that when you are 272 ! 👺
August 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
very typical of boys 😤
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕸𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄 𝓖𝐈𝐑𝐋 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐔𝐇, 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 낫지 않는 𝗙𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥,
ᅠ𝐔𝐇, 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 낫지 않는 𝗙𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥,
August 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐔𝐇, 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 낫지 않는 𝗙𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥,
ᅠ𝐔𝐇, 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 낫지 않는 𝗙𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥,
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑
𝙈𝙊𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 ... 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑
𝙈𝙊𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 ... 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 .ᐟ
August 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑
𝙈𝙊𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 ... 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑
𝙈𝙊𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 ... 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑳𝑬𝑭𝑻 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑻
── 𝐈 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑻
── 𝐈 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ
August 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑻
── 𝐈 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑻
── 𝐈 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ