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dylan 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦
@musselcub.bsky.social
just your (below) average chubby canadian who's dream bod is the thumbs from spy kids
prefer side, will bottom for cuddles, have been known to poorly top if that's what you're into
31 - gay - east coast
18+ #NSFW
this was taken before I worked 60 hours and greeted 1000+ people in 4 days, and I'm still recovering
April 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Honestly that one person on tiktok that called me fat bastard ate. like these titties are direct from Austin Powers
January 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
January 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Took a bit over a month off at the gym but I'm back at it
January 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
December 25, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I shouldn't be in charge of my own money
December 14, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Not a nude but like honestly better
December 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Happy friday
December 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
ngl I thought I was listening to Dixon Dallas in the off season when they don't track, no regrets though.
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Tummy Tuesday
December 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
happy chest and tris day to all who celebrate
December 2, 2024 at 3:47 PM
peekaboo peen
December 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
hello from the sauna (again)
November 30, 2024 at 8:40 PM
pre
November 29, 2024 at 1:55 AM
someone should have been helping me by hitting my prostate :/
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Not thanksgiving related (because Canada's was last month) but I made a glazed ham because I wanted ham.
We're on night 3 of eating it and I can't wait to have more tomorrow
November 29, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I'm naked under this towel ;p
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Happy hump day!
What would you do if you found me like this?
November 27, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Well if you insist
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 PM
hi (in bottom)
November 26, 2024 at 1:41 PM
it's leg day
November 26, 2024 at 12:02 PM
just holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
November 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
mondays are always better when you find someone's undies hanging off and empty shower stall.
November 25, 2024 at 1:16 PM
so is like #scs a thing too (short cock saturday)
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 AM
visual representation of how long I like to stay in the sauna
November 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM