ts pmo (this stuff pleases me ohsomuch)
May 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
ts pmo (this stuff pleases me ohsomuch)
“corn-plating” bro she’s holding EARS of corn. the curtains aren’t just blue!!!!!
May 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“corn-plating” bro she’s holding EARS of corn. the curtains aren’t just blue!!!!!
ok. i’ll bite. what the fuck is a “hawk tuah”?
March 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
ok. i’ll bite. what the fuck is a “hawk tuah”?
josh generalized anxiety disorder (gad)… eh?
March 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
josh generalized anxiety disorder (gad)… eh?
i can’t tell whether this is a good or bad take like both of those movies could’ve been amazing but yea idk
ik this is kinda anti-intellectual but i don’t think all movies should be high art cinema blah blah. don’t get me wrong i fucking love movies that are like crazy amazing but damn. sometimes i do just wanna watch deadpool wolverine or minecraft slop
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i can’t tell whether this is a good or bad take like both of those movies could’ve been amazing but yea idk
ik this is kinda anti-intellectual but i don’t think all movies should be high art cinema blah blah. don’t get me wrong i fucking love movies that are like crazy amazing but damn. sometimes i do just wanna watch deadpool wolverine or minecraft slop
March 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ik this is kinda anti-intellectual but i don’t think all movies should be high art cinema blah blah. don’t get me wrong i fucking love movies that are like crazy amazing but damn. sometimes i do just wanna watch deadpool wolverine or minecraft slop
i remember during the pandemic when passing the pen people put hand sanitizer on the mouth piece like it was gonna do anything
March 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i remember during the pandemic when passing the pen people put hand sanitizer on the mouth piece like it was gonna do anything
uh what about moop?
March 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
uh what about moop?
“don’t you watch family guy?” MF YOU WATCH REALITY TV SHOWS. WE ALL WATCH SHOWS WITH LITTLE TO NO SUBSTANCE SOMETIMES. ITS THE SAME SHIT
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“don’t you watch family guy?” MF YOU WATCH REALITY TV SHOWS. WE ALL WATCH SHOWS WITH LITTLE TO NO SUBSTANCE SOMETIMES. ITS THE SAME SHIT
walking out of the met and saying “i stole so many things”
March 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
walking out of the met and saying “i stole so many things”
instagram stories are weird wdym you were just posting about how fine cartoon goth girls are and now you’re asking other people to donate to a cause crazy shift like
February 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
instagram stories are weird wdym you were just posting about how fine cartoon goth girls are and now you’re asking other people to donate to a cause crazy shift like
big justice transitioned
February 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
big justice transitioned
fuck ads for so many reasons but one reason that gets me is how the fuck do they not export their videos in stereo? like i’m tired of seeing ads but then i hear over polished shit in my left ear and get even more upset
February 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
fuck ads for so many reasons but one reason that gets me is how the fuck do they not export their videos in stereo? like i’m tired of seeing ads but then i hear over polished shit in my left ear and get even more upset
to the theme of boots by rudyard kipling read by taylor holmes:
“BOOTS. BOOTS. SLAYING DOWN THE HOUSE AGAIN.”
“BOOTS. BOOTS. SLAYING DOWN THE HOUSE AGAIN.”
February 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
to the theme of boots by rudyard kipling read by taylor holmes:
“BOOTS. BOOTS. SLAYING DOWN THE HOUSE AGAIN.”
“BOOTS. BOOTS. SLAYING DOWN THE HOUSE AGAIN.”
i think if i was rich the one thing i would get myself with no direct purpose is fancy xrays and scans of my whole body, and a 1:1 recreation of my skeleton just so i can look at it and stuff
January 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i think if i was rich the one thing i would get myself with no direct purpose is fancy xrays and scans of my whole body, and a 1:1 recreation of my skeleton just so i can look at it and stuff
THEY TOOK MY DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
THEY TOOK MY DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!
a conversation between me and a 14th century peasant i’ve been living with for a while and he is accustom to current life:
yea so they’re banning tiktok
𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒸𝑜 𝑔𝓊𝓎𝓈?
yea so they’re banning tiktok
𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒸𝑜 𝑔𝓊𝓎𝓈?
January 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
a conversation between me and a 14th century peasant i’ve been living with for a while and he is accustom to current life:
yea so they’re banning tiktok
𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒸𝑜 𝑔𝓊𝓎𝓈?
yea so they’re banning tiktok
𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒸𝑜 𝑔𝓊𝓎𝓈?
youtube shorts is decrepit, instagram is owned by fuckerberg, even the weather app is depressing, twitter sucks, blueskys fine, tiktok’s gonna die. fuck it i’ll make my own website dog fuck this
January 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
youtube shorts is decrepit, instagram is owned by fuckerberg, even the weather app is depressing, twitter sucks, blueskys fine, tiktok’s gonna die. fuck it i’ll make my own website dog fuck this
“i like your moxie, kid” thanks it’s my favorite soda
January 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
“i like your moxie, kid” thanks it’s my favorite soda
i said “what should my first post me” and god told me:
“i said “what should my first post me” and god told me” and idk what he meant by that”
and idk what he meant by that
“i said “what should my first post me” and god told me” and idk what he meant by that”
and idk what he meant by that
November 14, 2024 at 11:12 PM
i said “what should my first post me” and god told me:
“i said “what should my first post me” and god told me” and idk what he meant by that”
and idk what he meant by that
“i said “what should my first post me” and god told me” and idk what he meant by that”
and idk what he meant by that