Goatmonster9000
@musicalism.bsky.social
Goatmonster is only a slur if you let it be
Ex-mezzo opera singer, writer, editor, bad gardener. she/her, 30
This account primarily used for normie-posting
Ex-mezzo opera singer, writer, editor, bad gardener. she/her, 30
This account primarily used for normie-posting
It is not my fault I am Solutions Oriented
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It is not my fault I am Solutions Oriented
Retracting what I said about Mel being smart. She just tried to eat a rock
October 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Retracting what I said about Mel being smart. She just tried to eat a rock
He sees the ball go in. He watches *my hand* as it pulls the trigger. Does not witness the ball leave the gun. Tries to stick his snoot *in the barrel of the gun*. Mel returns with the ball (she is smart and clocked the game as a 5 month old puppy)
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He sees the ball go in. He watches *my hand* as it pulls the trigger. Does not witness the ball leave the gun. Tries to stick his snoot *in the barrel of the gun*. Mel returns with the ball (she is smart and clocked the game as a 5 month old puppy)
If I lose my 4-0 win streak to the only other undefeated person in the league it's fine and I'll be normal about it (<-- lying)
October 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If I lose my 4-0 win streak to the only other undefeated person in the league it's fine and I'll be normal about it (<-- lying)
I should have run Jordan Love over Josh Allen. What a week to be a Packers fan
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I should have run Jordan Love over Josh Allen. What a week to be a Packers fan
The cowboys should have the cow and the Texans should have the star. I do not care whether the teams swap names or logos. Someone get on solving this very simple and obvious problem for me. Thanks.
August 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The cowboys should have the cow and the Texans should have the star. I do not care whether the teams swap names or logos. Someone get on solving this very simple and obvious problem for me. Thanks.