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The @houseofsnax.bsky.social wiki is up to date again. It was only about 10 episodes behind, so "The Snacks Vigilante" is the only new page, but there's some new Snack Dimension lore throughout the wiki as always. houseofsnax.fandom.com
It is important to note that time travel exists in the Snack Dimension, so the history is always changing, and certain facts that are revealed about the dimension by the Snack-Keepers on the podcast are true as they remember them, but a future version of the same Snack-Keeper may not remember them the same way. https://houseofsnax.fandom.com/wiki/The_Snack_Dimension In the Snack Dimension, the name for Earth's dimension is Garbage Dimension, because it is where Snack-Keepers often put their garbage. Earth's sun was actually a star from the Snack Dimension that was thrown out because it didn't work properly, as all stars are supposed to give everybody Superman powers. https://houseofsnax.fandom.com/wiki/The_Snack_Dimension Jeff is the House of Snax IT guy who sits in a chair in the corner of the room during every episode and has been there since Episode #1. The only time he has ever spoken during the podcast was in Episode #152, when he briefly joined a conversation about IKEA's coffee frother. https://houseofsnax.fandom.com/wiki/The_House_of_Snax_(Location) Lilith forgot to rate the snack because she was too busy showing Diet Coke the elf twink from Drawn Together. Presumed rating is "would buy, would eat." https://houseofsnax.fandom.com/wiki/Official_Snack_Ratings
February 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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caught taking notes @houseofsnax.bsky.social
"the celestial object that is foundational to all life that we are aware of is an import from another dimension" -lil "you know how superman gets his powers from the sun? that's what stars are supposed to do for everybody. we gave you one of the ones that doesn't work." -SK "it doesn't give you superpowers like ours do. a properly functioning star give everyone superman powers. i have those in the snack dimension" -sk "but everyone does so we kind of just don't use them. it's boring to us." "you know, snack keeper, I think I need to ask you to end the episode just so mushy mustard can stop typing because this is a lot of information to be putting on the snack wiki
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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Because of Snack-Keeper physiology, when a Snack-Keeper is hit with a stun gun, they have an orgasm and make the Snack-Keeper orgasm noise.[28] (audio embed with the description "Snack-Keeper III makes the Snack-Keeper orgasm noise")
August 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
mushymustard.bsky.social
The @houseofsnax.bsky.social wiki is once again up to date. houseofsnax.fandom.com
August 4, 2024 at 4:24 AM