its just me and this video from here on out. we're holdin geach other coquettishly www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6gB...

anyway i think i should be awarded some kind of war medal for my bravery and courageous spirit and un-elvis-like demeanor

i shouldve been alive when the only way to talk to people not directly in front of you was mailing letters but also then i couldnt harass the people i love over the internet with terrible pictures of the food i eat. so.

i dont know if the cotton ball + tape combo is better or worse. like it IS something but it feels like wearing a big barrel for clothes. its giving great depression

when i got my covid + flu shots they made me wait to see if any blood came out before they put a band-aid on and it didn't so they just made me leave. nude. excuse me ma'am you've given me a booboo and now you're not even giving me aftercare

i simply can't shut the fuck up

my gallerist was telling me i am "very honest" lmao

i like a big pocket but these pants pockets go so low they're encroaching on knee territory. which is bad

can you believe they didn’t go for this one. shocking

hair so nice its making me feel like i can overcome charisma being a requirement for Successful* Art Making

*read: profitable**
** the world is a nightmare

your tomfoolery could not reach me the atlantic ocean would protect me

i need people to stop asking if i am getting a masters degree. please do not invite the demon that is the nova scotia college of art and design ceramics masters program into my home after it has spent a year outside rattling the windows and making haunting noises