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John Kler
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YOUNG MAN Spends Too Much Time On THE INTERNET, Lives To Regret It!

I just say what comes through my mind, now look at me tapdance *trips*
i just started learning about the dunning cruger effect, i used to be so confident at spelling it and now im extremely nervous every time i try to
February 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Man oh giggity man, boy do I lvoe the United States government! Please respond with your favorite things the United States government has ever done for you 🤣😘😝 [ This skeet was sponsored by the United States Marine Corps. Be all you can be by joining local efforts today at hoarmy.com ]
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January 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
politcs coming up, surprisingly little conspiracy theories and mainly an across the political spectrum isle consensus on the evil of government around the world. i was having fun, then this guy declares that 1. nazis were socialists 2. they were not christian and as such 3. socialism is bad
January 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
> ready to rumble
> "given the accessibility of education today, and the bachelor of law being instrinsically linked to politics meaning i will be exposed to most if not all sides of the political spectrum, i would say that universities in general are not that decidedly woke"
> *he grunts in defeat
January 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
bro stepped into the room, first thing he asks me is where i wanna go to uni, i tell him reputable uni in capital city, he immediatly starts yapping about how woke it got and how the leftist government has allowed immigrants with blue hair and pronouns to get an education
January 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
mother invited some friends over including my godfather, gonna chronicle my experience
January 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
white conservative mother playing fuck the police, alcohol is a beautiful substance
December 31, 2024 at 11:41 PM
istg yall better do smth better than get plastered this year. by yall i mean me and by plastered i mean all the rizz ive def been utilizing. yep
December 31, 2024 at 11:11 PM
bathrooms across the globe are currently safe spaces for the good, the bad and the socially inept. personally, im browsing reddit
December 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
ULPT - convert to a different religion around gift-giving seasons to save on cash and piss off your traditionalist family
December 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
ugly sweater day at school tmrw. im tizzy, so all my sweaters are monochrome grey. i do have one from when i was a child that my grandma thought looked cute with chinese text on some reindeer, though im pretty sure the text translates to obscenities the vendor she bought from had fun writing
December 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
my lines are derivative, i only write in fricatives
December 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
hear me out, what if i committed more felonies
December 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
under the shadow of tall trees, the roots who are forced to hold them steady groan as the system keeps them in their place. one man came up with a silenced pistol and hacked off one branch of the tree, and we need more people like luigi. i am not inciting murder, buuuuuuuuut
December 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
December 9, 2024 at 10:02 PM
to all the of promoter accounts following me, i thank you for bringing up the discussion on whether this new platform wants any sort of sexual content on it
December 7, 2024 at 8:05 PM
this is getting bad

fuck yt shorts
December 7, 2024 at 3:52 PM
*2 hours of chores down the hatch*
rational brain: great job! keep going, at this pace you'll have all of sunday off!
internet monkey: great job! you now deserve a 2 hour gaming session, to keep the balance even yk?

i know im not unique in this procrastination habit, but i might be the best at it
December 7, 2024 at 1:26 PM
rational brain: assignment due monday, lets start now and spread over the weekend in a healthy way, giving myself time to relax as well
unfortunately executing body: lets do all the chores you put off during the week because you thought they would distract you from the work you didnt do.

WHY THO?
December 7, 2024 at 12:06 PM
ppl piping up posting "nothing ever happens" memes after this last week explaining why it didn't matter
December 5, 2024 at 10:25 AM
meme
December 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
crazy how ppl will say "i wanna lynch this guy" then not elaborate on why. then, some ppl have their entire personality represent this, which leads to 3 possible outcomes: toxic relationships, becoming violently obtuse, or getting a reddit account
December 3, 2024 at 9:45 PM
New favorite quote, Psalms 137:9: "Blessed the one who seizes your children and smashes them against the rock"
December 3, 2024 at 11:25 AM
girl, monique. trans, terribly troubled and technical. her code name is now gmod ttt
December 3, 2024 at 7:12 AM
decided, my future child's name is blinki
December 3, 2024 at 6:47 AM