Cody · Mushroom.Haus 🍄🏠
@mushroom.haus
Florida swamp ape tagged and relocated to the West Virginia mountains. Fungi, fluid art, castings, folklore, weird horror. he/him, aroace, friend of eggbug, enemy of AI
You ever see some figurines on a store shelf and wind up inventing an entire backstory and history for them?
...
Anyway, this is Snodgrass and Heathcliff, they change which is which depending on the day, and they're gay as hell but braiding each other's beards is their only act of intimacy
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Anyway, this is Snodgrass and Heathcliff, they change which is which depending on the day, and they're gay as hell but braiding each other's beards is their only act of intimacy
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You ever see some figurines on a store shelf and wind up inventing an entire backstory and history for them?
...
Anyway, this is Snodgrass and Heathcliff, they change which is which depending on the day, and they're gay as hell but braiding each other's beards is their only act of intimacy
...
Anyway, this is Snodgrass and Heathcliff, they change which is which depending on the day, and they're gay as hell but braiding each other's beards is their only act of intimacy
I was left unsupervised with glue and fabric scraps
It's giving more "circus" than "Santa" but I dig it
It's giving more "circus" than "Santa" but I dig it
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I was left unsupervised with glue and fabric scraps
It's giving more "circus" than "Santa" but I dig it
It's giving more "circus" than "Santa" but I dig it
Watching the little man go and having some kind of personal awakening in tandem
This is MY SON
He will birth THE OBJECTS
This is MY SON
He will birth THE OBJECTS
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Watching the little man go and having some kind of personal awakening in tandem
This is MY SON
He will birth THE OBJECTS
This is MY SON
He will birth THE OBJECTS
What stage of capitalism is it to put a summer sausage gift box on credit issued by the summer sausage gift box company
Is it a good one
Is it a good one
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What stage of capitalism is it to put a summer sausage gift box on credit issued by the summer sausage gift box company
Is it a good one
Is it a good one
Monday creeping up
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Monday creeping up
Whoever stays in room 309 at this hotel in the future: you're welcome
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Whoever stays in room 309 at this hotel in the future: you're welcome
So heading south to visit my brother this weekend... I just realized something about my duffle bag. I've been undoing the buckle any time I go to get into these pockets, right?
...It's got a freakin snap.
...It's got a freakin snap.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So heading south to visit my brother this weekend... I just realized something about my duffle bag. I've been undoing the buckle any time I go to get into these pockets, right?
...It's got a freakin snap.
...It's got a freakin snap.
Is this lamp Too Much?
I think it might have been Too Much.
Kinda dig it though...
I think it might have been Too Much.
Kinda dig it though...
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is this lamp Too Much?
I think it might have been Too Much.
Kinda dig it though...
I think it might have been Too Much.
Kinda dig it though...
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Heck off ya twerp
Enjoy your stupid new life at the trail head in on this scenic hill, dummy
Enjoy your stupid new life at the trail head in on this scenic hill, dummy
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Heck off ya twerp
Enjoy your stupid new life at the trail head in on this scenic hill, dummy
Enjoy your stupid new life at the trail head in on this scenic hill, dummy
Well well well, if it isn't the adorable little butthole who's been gnawing my walls
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Well well well, if it isn't the adorable little butthole who's been gnawing my walls
Breaking out the Spinnyboi 5000 to put stain and sealer on a tiny barrel
Distinct lack of monkeys, zero stars in the review for this barrel right here
Distinct lack of monkeys, zero stars in the review for this barrel right here
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Breaking out the Spinnyboi 5000 to put stain and sealer on a tiny barrel
Distinct lack of monkeys, zero stars in the review for this barrel right here
Distinct lack of monkeys, zero stars in the review for this barrel right here
I've been trying to wrangle my missing ADHD prescription for a week now, I have plumbers coming bright and early to start tearing out the old rotten pipes, and I'm double booked on two meetings one of which where I'm literally meeting my new boss
I'm about to vibrate out of this plane of existence
I'm about to vibrate out of this plane of existence
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I've been trying to wrangle my missing ADHD prescription for a week now, I have plumbers coming bright and early to start tearing out the old rotten pipes, and I'm double booked on two meetings one of which where I'm literally meeting my new boss
I'm about to vibrate out of this plane of existence
I'm about to vibrate out of this plane of existence
Wowee, I just went plum rogue with the cutting positions on these, good job Brain
#MeasureNeverCutForever
#MeasureNeverCutForever
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Wowee, I just went plum rogue with the cutting positions on these, good job Brain
#MeasureNeverCutForever
#MeasureNeverCutForever
After months in queue for testing, weeks of interviews, waiting on the followup with my GP...I finally have a prescription to trial some ADHD medication...
...That the pharmacy has been sitting on for days while waiting for "authorization."
i am going to do a wee little scream in the parking lot
...That the pharmacy has been sitting on for days while waiting for "authorization."
i am going to do a wee little scream in the parking lot
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
After months in queue for testing, weeks of interviews, waiting on the followup with my GP...I finally have a prescription to trial some ADHD medication...
...That the pharmacy has been sitting on for days while waiting for "authorization."
i am going to do a wee little scream in the parking lot
...That the pharmacy has been sitting on for days while waiting for "authorization."
i am going to do a wee little scream in the parking lot
You ever use a grocery store calendar as a source of art?
I don't think they'll stay like that long term, but I desperately need SOMETHING to break up the tattered wallpaper until I can paint the stairwell
I don't think they'll stay like that long term, but I desperately need SOMETHING to break up the tattered wallpaper until I can paint the stairwell
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You ever use a grocery store calendar as a source of art?
I don't think they'll stay like that long term, but I desperately need SOMETHING to break up the tattered wallpaper until I can paint the stairwell
I don't think they'll stay like that long term, but I desperately need SOMETHING to break up the tattered wallpaper until I can paint the stairwell
Spent some time with the neighborhood dingus this afternoon
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Spent some time with the neighborhood dingus this afternoon
I'd question why the crow needed to be doused in glitter, but I guess shiny and sparkly is the platonic ideal of corvids
Living his best life there, really
Living his best life there, really
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'd question why the crow needed to be doused in glitter, but I guess shiny and sparkly is the platonic ideal of corvids
Living his best life there, really
Living his best life there, really
Using a mix of bristle brushes and glue dots on a toothpick to pry all of the loose glitter from the nooks of this thing...
Today...on Gnome Place Like Home!
Today...on Gnome Place Like Home!
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Using a mix of bristle brushes and glue dots on a toothpick to pry all of the loose glitter from the nooks of this thing...
Today...on Gnome Place Like Home!
Today...on Gnome Place Like Home!
Using the custom cousin system in Once Upon A Katamari responsibly
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Using the custom cousin system in Once Upon A Katamari responsibly
When a candelabra starts getting crazy wax buildup, I mean. It usually breaks off in a bit chunk like that.
No idea what would be getting molten like that from a train though 🤔
No idea what would be getting molten like that from a train though 🤔
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
When a candelabra starts getting crazy wax buildup, I mean. It usually breaks off in a bit chunk like that.
No idea what would be getting molten like that from a train though 🤔
No idea what would be getting molten like that from a train though 🤔
Well this is bleak.
I thought I lucked out and there was still Halloween on the shelves. Nope, just Gothmas.
I thought I lucked out and there was still Halloween on the shelves. Nope, just Gothmas.
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Well this is bleak.
I thought I lucked out and there was still Halloween on the shelves. Nope, just Gothmas.
I thought I lucked out and there was still Halloween on the shelves. Nope, just Gothmas.