The receptionist at the vet told me that he liked my shirt. I got a huge smile when I told him it was our own design, gave a business card and mentioned that the code "8647" would take 20% off any order.

"Fuck Nazis" Chanterelle t-shirt can be found here: mushroommarauder.com/products/fuc...

... yes.

Have a day.

NGL, the character limit on this platform is killing me. I'm just not used to it.

Let's see how a screenshot of what I want to say works out. 🤣

Thank you for your patience while I navigate this new scene.

"Half the evil in this world occurs when people stand by and do nothing wrong. It's not enough to refrain from evil. People have to attempt to do right, even if they believe they cannot succeed."

~ Robin Hobb

We. Will. Not. Be. SILENT.

Just over here living my best life, waking up to death threats and bad reviews.

I'm proud to receive both.

I'm obviously doing something right, if those people are so sad about it. 🤣

Dumped my morels out onto my cutting board and they made this strange formation. 🧐

Just thought I'd share. 🥰

I'm old enough to remember the last time Qatar "gave" us an airplane.

Morchella cf capitata.

Oregon. May 2025.

Fucks Nazis. And fuck platforms that repress posts expressing that sentiment.

Sticker set can be found here: mushroommarauder.com/products/fuc...

"Fuzzy Foot" morels, Morchella tomentosa.

A highly prized, somewhat rare species that *only* occurs after a forest has burned, and also only grows on the West Coast of North America. (There are a *very* small handful of observations elsewhere).

Found in Oregon, May 2025.

The horrors persist.

But so do we. ✊🏼

"Fuck Nazis" Amanita t-shirt can be found here: mushroommarauder.com/products/fuc...

Women's cut is here: mushroommarauder.com/products/fuc...

These new Pokemon are getting really weird.

I sure do have a lot of things to share here on this new platform! Here's one of our first and most popular sticker designs. 🥰 This little guy went viral and provided a sincere boost to the start of Mushroom Marauder.

All products w/this design: mushroommarauder.com/collections/...

5 species of Morels that I have found in Oregon this spring.

Mid rare venison backstrap over potato mash w/sautéed morels, garlic+parsley butter and roasted purple cauliflower.

Cooking up some morels to go over that there venison backstrap. 🧐

*tap* *tap*

Is this thing on?

Figured I should make an account over here before someone made one pretending to be me. 😅

How we doing, fungi fans?

From left:

Morchella americana
Morchella importuna
Morchella tomentosa
Morchella cf capitata
Morchella cf sextelata

Oregon. May 5, 2025.